Your tie is crooked!

You're crazy! (or) You're out of your mind!

If you think I'm falling for the old shortsheeted bed trick, your tie is crooked!

by kaos42 May 27, 2007

crooked i

Mutha truckin St. Ides, the King of all 40s. At 8.2% alcohol, this shit gets you crunked. Known as crooked I because of the zig zag shaped I behind the label.

I was throwin' up after two 40s of crooked I.

by 40oz Philosopher June 16, 2005

crooked eye

When somebody gives you a look with one particular eye almost as if they have a lazy eye because they find you or your children annoying.

My supposed friend gave my baby the crooked eye when she got into my car.

by Dolores Machado January 4, 2010

star-crossed lovers

two people who are in love but their love can't be allowed because of other people.

Romeo and Julia were star-crossed lovers because their parents were enemies.

by fairy.acid July 20, 2012

Star crossed lovers

Two people who have undeniable attraction to each other and are highly compatible partners according to their zodiac signs (for example: Cancer zodiac, Pisces zodiac) who are forced apart due to cruel fate and others opposition to the lovers relationship so with the one who is more protective and cautious, thinking of the one who is more reckless and passionate's safety in mind he/she will abandon and reject their soulmate

And so the princess Alyssa and young blacksmith Dustin are star crossed lovers for their union could cause an overthrowing of the crown

by Locoslocamama June 19, 2019

Crookedy

Adj. A term used to describe a janky physical human condition with a somewhat light connotation. Solidarity in poor health.

1. My knee is pretty crookedy, I think it might give out on me soon.

2. Look at that sad excuse for a spinal cord. How crookedy!

by Feldman, from across the hall March 29, 2009

crossed out

to remove someone/something from a list, such as a high-score list in video games. the slang form is when one graffiti artist crosses the name of another competing artist off of a wall. in slang, it is not uncommon for the term to also be used in situations other than spraypainting.

"who won the mc battle?" "the dude with the braids, he crossed all'them other fools out!"

"pass me that ps2 controller, I'm about to cross you out!...and get me a soda bitch"

by the amazing hobo September 15, 2004