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Big Brown Crayon

Last night I dropped a big ass-bomb, when I flushed it there was bowl graffiti. The art of the Big Brown Crayon!
by Jesterger September 14, 2010
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Smooth brained crayon eating ape

Retail investors who invested in GameStop. They demanded a change from the SEC to ban PFOF(Payment for order flow) which was invented by Bernie Madoff and used by Citadel and company to manipulate markets. drsgme.org
Smooth brained crayon eating apes are making DD's on r/Superstonk.
by fellowApe June 11, 2022
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nature's crayon

Shit smeared around, particularly on the inside of a toilet cubicle.
I really needed to take a dump but someone had written on the toilet walls and seat in nature's crayon.
by Doublespeak Dictionary April 6, 2017
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Crayon

A 20-something female who is incapable of individual thought and is highly dependent on others. She feels superior to her peers and is unaware of her own unpopularity.

Often found in a clique of crayons, in which every crayon mimics the others in dress or behavior (all wearing Toms shoes, all holding Starbucks cups, etc).

Often found still living with her parents or at a trashy club.
The crayons all arrived to the party wearing the same dress and hid in a corner talking smugly about everyone else.
by Curlygirl April 13, 2013
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Crayon Muncher

rufio a boy who lives in newbrige soulthwales vallies
by beanfarmer July 16, 2003
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Crayon

A coloring utensil designed by crayola to make adults feel like kids again.
Friend 1: "What did you do today?"
Friend 2: "I was 'helping' my sister color with her crayons"
by blabalaba<3 May 28, 2009
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crayon chewer

Someone who is extremely stupid, so stupid, in fact, that they eat crayons. This could also be a person who enjoys eating paste or other generally retarded actions. This term is generally used as an insult when arguing with someone to point out how stupid what they just said was.
Donald Trump is so stupid. What a fucking crayon chewer

The correct word is you're, you crayon chewer
by Bruh_sound_effect_#2 May 20, 2019
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