crayon

A crayon is a dufus, an ignoramus, but usually not actually mentally retarded. A regular person refusing to think.

When I was taking calls at tech support it was one crayon after another.

by horsyrock June 11, 2006

Croydonite

A piece of trash kid from croydon PA.

Zack Hatton is the biggest crummiest Croydonite ever.

by Jon Simon and Tom Ridge December 18, 2002

Caydon

Caydon is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He's got perfect copper hair and the cutest freckles. He's loyal and always sticks up for his friends. He has a sweet personality and is the highlight of any day. He's nerdy (in a cute gamer way.) He's the most handsome boy you'll ever lay your eyes on but he doesn't realize how breath-taking he really is. If you have a Caydon in your life be grateful.

Person 1: Who's that?!?!
Person 2: Oh, that's Caydon.

Person 1: Dang, he's super cute!!
Person 2: *beats Person 1 with frying pan* ..and he's mine

by babywaffle518 October 4, 2018

Croydon

A area in south london in england notorious for black gangs called roadmen

Guy 1 Do you wanna go to croydon cuz? Guy 2 Nah cuz there's bare roadmen there

by enzomangono December 16, 2019

poo crayon

A slang term for the tip of a turd popping out your ass and "writing" on your underpants or panties.

i was prairie dogging earlier and now i've got streaks from the poo crayon.

by Chuck Bucket February 17, 2005

croydon: the london transport game

Croydon is the most realistic bus and tram game on roblox but unfortunately holds many 9 year olds who don't know how to drive then try and invade this Discord server, the game is also full of bugs

croydon: the london transport game is a roblox game

by Charliebus2007 November 7, 2022

crayon police

A person/persons who are under the age of 16 and who are yet to shave who has the authority in a chat room visited by adults to kick boot and delete profiles

crayon police,nob jockey, acne, plank

by lifes-a-beach2 February 22, 2009