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Holy Crapstackles

It’s an ejaculation, interjection, short utterance used to describe surprise and excitement.
Holy crapstackles! That is the finest provolone I have tasted in years!
by Sienna D. Sazam May 23, 2005
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Crapshit sandwich

A sandwich made out of the crap and shit you find around your house. (ex: bread, lettuce, a smashed egg, AA batteries, bodywash, a frozen burger, a shell, baby carrots, etc.) This is always a fun thing to make. Wrap it in plastic, and hide it in your friend's closet, or sock drawer. Also may consist of literal shit.

Also can be used to cover up swear words
What the fuck is this crapshit sandwich doing here!?

Holy crapshit sandwich
by Isotti January 14, 2010
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crapsicles

A better version of crap.

an exclamation of pain or anger.

let it be known that this term was created by Maverick.
"ahh!! I stabbed myself!! crapsicles!!"
"ahh!! my finger!! crapsicles!!"
by straitblade November 22, 2007
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crasshole

An painfully obvious new fan of the band CRASS.
Usually freaks out like a prepubescent girl about them, acting as if no one else has ever heard of them before.
Favourite song is always "Banned from the Roxy". The most token song.
Really irritating and obnoxious.
Crasshole - "ZOMG!!1!!1! I JUST LOOOVE CRASS!!1!!! BANNED FROM THE ROXY IZ MY FAV SONG!!!!!1!1!"

Somebody else - "Yeah... shut up. Everybody knows Crass, don't shit yourself about them."
by (>',')> December 20, 2006
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Crass

An anarchist punk band, formed in 1977 in England, whose most famous member was vocalist Steve Ignorant. They took their name from the David Bowie song, "Ziggy Stardust."

Their political beliefs can be best described as libertarian socialist or anarchist, themes that were extremely frequent in their lyrics. The members of Crass were also vehement opponents of war and supported peace, which is seen in a considerable amount of the band's graffiti.

Other frequent issues in their lyrics were, including but not limited to: criticizing organized religion, feminism, and anti-consumerism.

Crass' original label refused to include the controversial track, "Reality Asylum," on their debut album, entitled The Feeding of the 5000. Although the label released the album without this track and replaced it with two minutes of silence, Crass later re-released the album on their own label (Crass Records) and included the track.

Virtually no live footage of Crass exists. They refused to use any stage lighting besides 40-watt household bulbs. In one story, a camera man asked the band if they would use 60-watt bulbs instead, so that he could film him. The band refused.

Crass disbanded in 1984, after releasing their fifth and final album. Today, many punk bands attempt to duplicate the ideals of Crass, mainly in their political views, but none have succeeded, and it is very unlikely that any band ever will.
Crass is arguably the greatest punk band to ever exist.
by ChemicalGoat May 16, 2009
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Crampsicle

A crampsicle is that achy cramp you get in your hand while holding a popsicle. Popsicles sticks are uncomfortable to hold due to the top heaviness of the popsicle design. Its painful and at times unbearable when all you want to do is enjoy a delicious cold treat. I know its embarrassing to admit but everyone knows they gets them. After using the trick of switching the popsicle from one hand to the next, sometimes the only thing you can do is eat it all up in a less enjoyable fashion. Damn Shame...
One beautiful sunny summer day...
Person1: Ahh this popsicle is soo tasty!
Person2: yes i agree but my hand is cramping from holding it.
Person1: Oh man youve got yourr self a crampsicle!!!
by Simple jack and a pack March 24, 2009
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Crapstacker

A person who accumulates large amounts of unnecessary things and keeps them around their house, often in stacks. It is not uncommon for stacks to reach several feet in height.
When I saw the piles of newspapers in the corners and on the tables in the rooms, I realized that she was a crapstacker.
by ThragP April 8, 2009
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