two in the canoe

Finger blasting. Double clicking the mouse. Gettin' your rocks off. Or just fool on fooling around.

Two in the canoe acurately describes two fingers stimulating a vagina... Whether it be mutual play or self pleasure.

Disclaimer: Not just for Canadian pleasure.

How'd your night go last night?

"Oh man, there was two in the canoe and it was a god damned dream come true!!"

by Kdavi934 May 16, 2016

peanut butter canoe

When you fill your vagina with peanut butter and your dog licks it out.

I had a jar of peanut butter and thought "why not give the dog a peanut butter canoe?" A dog treat if you will.

by Ami Pond March 15, 2023

Canoodle Poodle

An adjective used to describe someone who is a proficient snuggler.

April...connoisseur of all things snuggling related. The one, the only..."CANOODLE POODLE"!

by 66057 January 2, 2008

Douche Canoe

1. Any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of major douchebags. Usually a luxury SUV. Most often owned or purchased by the parents of one of the douche mcgouches inside. The group of individuals who pour out of the douche canoe can be affectionately referred to as a "shitstorm of douchebags."

If that douche canoe tries to swoop us in the Taco Bell line, I will go fisticuffs with that whole shitstorm of douchebags inside!

by MFaF September 13, 2009

Canoodling

snuggling, kissing, heavy petting, making out

After laying in bed talking and flirting for a while, we started canoodling.

by dbot April 30, 2003

Little Man In A Canoe

The clitoris, nestled inside of the vagina.

Marjorie, became enflamed with lust as she read her naughty novel, causing her little man in a canoe to swell and beg for a finger banging.

by Jerry Paratestees October 25, 2014

South County Canoe

When an individual relieves their bowels on the back of their partner(s) neck(s). The deposit will then smear down the back and create lubricant for backdoor action.

She/he wanted to try something new, so I introduced her to the South County Canoe.

by Justin April 19, 2004