by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009
Get the calculus warrior wannabe mug.Calculus is a cruel and hard mistress. No one wants to do her because no one CAN do her. Except Chuck Norris. He can do her. Calculus is easy for him.
"Dude, did you do your calculus homework last night?"
"... We didn't have homework?"
"Chuck tester."
"... We didn't have homework?"
"Chuck tester."
by DrakeS26 January 5, 2012
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The shittiest math class you could ever take in high school. It's a mixture of your rabbit's grassy shit and your drunk grandpa's throw up. This class make you want to smoke 4 doobies at once.
by Funkybuddha May 12, 2014
Get the ap calc mug.A branch of mathematics that is only useful for people trying to enter into certain fields of work, for the rest, it's completely useless. Sadly, universities in the United States require people in fields that have nothing to do with math to take this class in order to graduate, thus lowering there gpa, and making them seem less qualified as a result of a poor mark in a class that has nothing to do with their future career.
Dick: Ahhhh, so stressed!!!
Jane: whats wrong?
Dick: Ah nothing, just gotta a lot of calculus homework
Jane: Why are you taking calculus, aren't you trying to become a physical therapist?
Dick: Ya I am, but I have to take calculus in order to graduate.
Jane: Wow, that makes no sense
Jane: whats wrong?
Dick: Ah nothing, just gotta a lot of calculus homework
Jane: Why are you taking calculus, aren't you trying to become a physical therapist?
Dick: Ya I am, but I have to take calculus in order to graduate.
Jane: Wow, that makes no sense
by tikwah April 6, 2011
Get the Calculus mug.A very cool class in which you get to learn calculus. It is the best math class ever! So much fun to learn derivatives and integrals. Most schools only offer calculus. Only certain teachers have the Intellic and fun loving nature needed in order to teach calcoolus.
I am so glad I go to a school that offers calcoolus.
Best math class ever is calcoolus, ofcourse I have only had bad math classes.
Best math class ever is calcoolus, ofcourse I have only had bad math classes.
by CaylaCool September 13, 2016
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Get the calculating mug.Brooke: *phone falls out of pocket in class*
Aiden: “You dropped your calculator.”
Brooke: “Yea, thanks.”
Teacher: “What did you drop?”
Brooke: “My calculator.”
Teacher: “Ok. Get back to work.”
Aiden: “You dropped your calculator.”
Brooke: “Yea, thanks.”
Teacher: “What did you drop?”
Brooke: “My calculator.”
Teacher: “Ok. Get back to work.”
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