Meatloaf Curtain

When the lips of the vulva swell making them look like meatloaf.

That's a nasty meatloaf curtain!

by Brandon L Desmarais December 16, 2008

Curtain sex

Curtain sex is when you come home and you see a penis sticking out from between the curtains. Instead of calling the police like a normal person, you flick it, suck it, then insert yourself on it.

Eva: Oh my god I had the best curtain sex yesterday!
Bob: Weren't you afraid?
Eva: No! *breaks down crying*

by DjFarmor January 26, 2019

Cortlandt

This name means Farm Land, but don't let that fool you. People named Cortlandt are very sweet and quick to put their friends before themselves. They have a certain vibe that makes you feel like they're a leader in a sort.

Cortlandt may take care of their friends, but they definitely have their own problems. Failure to neglect that fact can make them feel like they're unimportant or inferior.

They're shy at first, but once you get to know them, you'll never want to leave.

"I love Cortlandt! He's a positive, glowing person. Talking to him will certainly brighten your day!"

by Euphoriiaa June 30, 2020

Your curtains don't match your carpet

Simply Some one is trying to tell you that your hair colour does not match your pubes colour

ha ha hannah your curtains don't match your carpet

by -c-oNo-r- August 23, 2006

The Iron Curtain

The suspicious gate that a woman has at the back of her throat that stops a man's semen from going down her throat during oral sex.

"Yo dude, my wife gave me the The Iron Curtain last night. She spewed seed all over the place!"

by DartmouthInDaHouse September 1, 2009

ham and cheese curtains

A woman's pussy lips

"Where's my motha-fuckin' benji greens?"
"In between my ham and cheese curtains, wanna take a dustin'?"

by Champloo October 28, 2006

greasy beef curtains

sloppy hairy cunt lips you would like to look away but just can't

The girl next door has greasy beef curtains.

by swebb January 21, 2004