cork tease

Someone who constantly talks about the wine he or she will open but never does.

My friend is such a cork tease! He always talks about that $50 bottle of cabernet we will drink, but I'm still waiting.

by Rickster17 August 25, 2011

Cork Dork

Noun. A dork made of cork. Not neccessarily from southern Ireland.

Lady Friend: "Not only are you boring, greasy and nerdy but you are also made entirely of cork. Sod off."

Cork Dork: "Ok."

by Doug May 25, 2008

cork porker

Another way to say ass fucker or fag. Most commonly used to describe a co-worker in the office or other place of employment.

Look at Jimbo over there...yeah he doen't have a clue, what a cork porker.

by GReddyTalon July 14, 2006

Cork Blocking

As a bartender, when you're trying to cut somebody off but their friends keep buying them drinks anyway.

I tried to cut the guy off from the wine but his friends kept cork blocking me and buying him another glass.

by Chip-O December 9, 2008

Cork turd

The turd that holds the rest of your poo back.

Man all that cheese I ate backed me up, I need to release this cork turd to poop.

by BetaDeebs June 6, 2018

Cork yo’ good shit

Put away your drugs/alcohol.

Guy 1: OH SHIT SAM! It’s your mom! Better cork yo’ good shit before she sees you smoking that joint!
Guy 2: OH FUUUUCKKKK OKAY

by bootyhoe_76 August 7, 2018

Cork grease

Definitely edible and smells like mint.

Person A: Mmm, this "chapstick" tastes weird, Person B.

Emily: First of all, that's cork grease. Second of all, say your goodbyes.

by kwusty December 6, 2018