computater

An overclocked potato.

When Johny tried to play a new video game on his computater, it began to smell of burnt fries.

by theoriginaltater December 12, 2007

compuasm

It means computer orgasm. Mostly found in computer geeks.

when dan the computer geek saw a macbook air he totaly had a compuasm

by Devil Kisses April 26, 2009

CompuServe

An archaic spin-off of the system-crash-waiting-to-happen, AOL. Quite possibly worse than AOL... if that even makes sense. Known to scare innocent children across the globe.

"...AOL just sent me an e-mail trying to get me to switch over from CompuServe... I'm scared shitless... ::locks self up in bomb shelter for 15 years::"

by EnixPSIkid451 March 5, 2005

Compulsory

Optional.

For when you are organizing a "compulsory" event or meeting and people choose not to attend because for no other reason, they just don't want to.

"Hi person, please attend this meeting. It is compulsory."

"No. I don't want to."

by KnightSmithJones April 27, 2014

compuliterate

(adj)
to lack computer skills,
being illiterate on the computer
see illiterate

"I hate when Rudy asks me to post sneakers up for sale for him on the computer" said Marc.
"Yeah, hes so compuliterate!" exclaimed Erick.

by Marcos David Purdie December 19, 2008

Compugoon

A person who can talk shit about people over the internet but not to the person's face.

Ayo tell me why this bitch hit me up on facebook wantin to fight, but when I got to her house she called the cops!

What a compugoon.

Commenting my pictures say I'm ugly but you can't say it to my face? You on that compugoon shit.

by Jlenora June 26, 2010

Compudadoor

Pronounced 'come-PEW-duh-door", this mangling of English and Spanish and Spanglish is used to describe a mobile computing device, especially a netbook or laptop. It is, however, inappropriate to describe an iPad in this way.

Sis, can I borrowinski your compudadoor to check the spelling of patooter on Urban Dictionary?

by MSpike September 15, 2011