cook bricks

1) to prepare free base cocaine
2) to heat up square blocks of stone over a fire, on a frying pan, or in an oven or microwave

1)
"My projects thick, in my projects everybody cooks bricks." -Coo Coo Cal ("My Projects")

2)
George: "So how's the ol' lady been cookin' these days?"
Stan: "Pretty bad, man. Last night she cooked bricks in the oven. Tasted like shit and I broke my tooth."
George: "Sorry to hear that."
Stan: "Yeah, at least she's good in the sack."
George: "Word."

cook bricks by Nick D November 24, 2003

Cook My Trout 

Female masturbation.

"Ohh baby I'm so horny I could cook my trout right here right now in the middle of CVS."

Cook My Trout by pinkfloyd901 November 13, 2009

Cook a cat 

A quiet expression of annoyance, particularly when you're clinically fed up.

Talking to yourself:

Oh, cook a cat...

Cook a cat by James Christ August 15, 2004

cook up 

preparing a syringe with heroin or other injectible drug

Her baby died so I cooked her up a hit but only after I got mine; that went without saying.

cook up by _GoD_ September 20, 2004

cook tease 

When you promise a girl you'll cook for her so she will sleep with you but have no intention ever making them food.

That guy is a total cook tease, he always says he's going to make me dinner but then we just have sex.

cook tease by iwanttotouchyourwords August 6, 2016

cook me some eggs 

Asking nicely for some poached goodness before things escalate.

Cook me some eggs!

cook me some eggs by Fruitful mix March 30, 2017

Cook good bacon 

Used at McDonald’s to describe someone that is very stupid and unskilled. Cooking bacon is the simplest thing to do, and “cook good bacon” is code word for someone that is stupid and can only do the most simple chores. It’s meant as a very derogatory statement.

Standing in front of the new person, the manager told her that she cook good bacon and the new person said thank you, not knowing it was a dig at her for being stupid.

Cook good bacon by ShellyH June 21, 2018