Metaphorical Condom

A person that protects you from certain situations.

Person 1:Omg thank you so much for penetrating that group of people for me!

Person 2: No problem best bud.

Person 1:lol i guess you're my metaphorical condom.

by CatnAna June 16, 2010

Hulked a Condom

When a man is too big for a condom that he goes all Bruce Banner and busts out of it HULK Style.

I just Hulked a condom for the second time tonight!

I should get Magnum XL's cause I just keep Hulking condoms!

by KornyKev March 8, 2011

JERSEY SHORE CONDOM FAIRY

When you pick up a chic at a bar, bring her home, bang her and then put the used condom under your roommates pillow.

After I was done with that bitch last night, Jim got a visit from the Jersey Shore Condom Fairy.

by bub c October 20, 2006

Condom Sauce

The residue made of male semen and sometimes lubricant in the tip, or end of a condom after ejaculation

"Condom Sauce - is what's left on your dick, Condom Sauce -It'll make you sick, Condom Sauce - don't use it to cook, its 50% lubricant, and 50% guk"

by deathdrug October 23, 2009

conconbility

Ridiculousness, Braveness

Person a to person b after person c has just mentioned something outrageous.

"Can you imagine the conconbility!" (Imagine how ridiculous that statement was).

by Tomzaman November 6, 2020

Condo Nazi

Any of a large group of (mostly senior citizens) that stare out their windows and look for people who are breaking ridiculous condo association rules.

Did you have fun at the pool?

No. The condo nazi's gigged me for not showering before I entered the water.

by Nickey Bitsco April 3, 2009

Concordia Lutheran High School

A school where you WILL get sent home because of what kind of pants you are wearing, the classrooms are hotter than the depths of hell, you will get body slammed into a locker by an immature boy at some point (even if you don't know who it is), you will get a new rumor about you every week that even you didn't know was true, our principals motto Is "make good decisions" which is ironic, and you can hear the hissing of the Concordia student body from down the street.

Concordia Lutheran High School is the place you should never send your child

by I love Concordia May 23, 2017