Construition

To construte

Boy: Can we do the construition
Girl: Omg yes we can do the construition

by WIGO January 6, 2019

construction compound

Some wack shit that is imaginary and non-existent.

Yo that shit is such a construction compound.

by anonymous November 20, 2019

Constipationary

Food that makes you constipated

I would eat that packet of chips, but they are too constipationary

by o[ikoujyluj June 22, 2020

Contrapting

Listening to Trap music with friends when you suddenly go into labor

We were in the club for only five minutes, my water broke, and the next thing you know I was contrapting.

by Damon K. May 23, 2022

Organizational Constipation

When an organization cannot get anything accomplished in a reasonable amount of time; A lack of quick turn around.

When an organization, primarily a bureaucracy, cannot get shit done because of back log and/or inefficiency.

Organizational Constipation = Government

by Xam Steele March 23, 2011

Lawyer Construction

Loud thumping noise emanating from the corner office. Sounds like real construction, but is actually just the company lawyer banging around stacks of paper on his desk.

Employee 1: "Damn that's loud. Are they hanging drywall in there today? "

Employee 2: "No it's just Mr. Cochran doing some lawyer construction."

by SeaFlyer January 3, 2013

homework constipation

When you have absolutely no motivation to do homework for an extended period of time, and all the assignments are due on the same day. This causes the workload to pile up, and you end up having to slowly crank out each assignment one-by-one the day/night before it's all due.

"I have two calculus assignments, a 10-page paper, a chemistry assignment, and a biology lab report due on Wednesday. It's Monday night and I haven't even started."

"Wow. Sounds like you have a case of homework constipation."

by metalhead13095 May 3, 2014