Collective Consciousness

Fits one-to-one with "All I Want For Christmas Is You"

-Hey, Did you know that "Collective Consciousness" fits one -to-one with "All I Want For Christmas Is You"?
-What?
-I am not joking

by Guessmyname109 February 26, 2023

cock conscious

It's when you're uncomfortable with your penis - its size (too small or too big), it's shape or maybe even its smell.

Gary was in his underwear and felt 'cock conscious'. Tom was swimming in his speedos when a female lifeguard started to talk him, he felt embarrassed and 'cock conscious'.

by Gazcap May 31, 2023

The Theory Of Contagious Communism

The theory that communism has the ability to transmit through human contact. This theory was created by a young man called Bing Ahen.

The Theory of contagious communism is basically commiting Soviet Union

by Thisisapseudoname March 24, 2021

super-careful, frugalistic, extra-tally-conscious

What Mary Poppins has to be whenever money is tight.

The movie got it all wrong --- the Banks family had not been having trouble with mean/colorless nannies; the nannies had all just been over-indulgent of the children, and so Mr. Banks hired Mary Poppins to teach his little ones about self-denial, willpower, and wise money-management --- Mary taught them to be "super-careful, frugalistic, extra-tally-conscious" when necessary.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

conscious night thinking

v.
The act of daydreaming while you're trying to get to sleep. Occurs frequently on Sundays, or before big events or occasions.

Similar to brainspin. Conscious night thinking also seems like lucid dreaming if you're fantasizing, but lucid dreaming feels like it's actually happening. When you're thinking about the future, it could also be considered vinny-vu

I was up all night conscious night thinking. First about the test tomorrow, then about if I ate too much cake, then about what I would say to my teacher if she found out I cheated on that assignment... my brain just wouldn't stop thinking!

OR

I was conscious night thinking about eating pastries in Paris last night. I didn't get any sleep.

by fine.china March 28, 2011

accelerated consciousness

a state of mind in which you process information at an advanced level that results in the ability to see things in slow motion and react much faster, potentially resulting in additional strength and balance.

ninjas and budist monks accelerate their consciousness to become the great fighters they are.accelerated consciousness

by hugybear93/Jonny Silverfingers October 2, 2009

Self conscious

Caring what other people think of you is not the same thing as allowing other people to influence your decisions or what you like and dislike (or who you are). It is possible to be who you are and still care what people think of you.

Everybody is at least somewhat self conscious, no matter the image they portray themselves as. Usually the ones most desperate to convince others they don't care what anybody thinks of them are the most self conscious people in the world.

by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021