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cocker spadge

'Cocker Spadge' is an affectionate term or a lighthearted greating used primarily towards young children by thier older relatives. It is common In North England around the North Yorkshire area.
It is often confused by people not from the area to be an insult. It does not take any meaning from the traditional insult of cock.
1 Someones Gran : Alright Cocker Spadge?
Granchild: Alright Gran.
by J-ames December 21, 2006
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Cockerella

Once upon a time, there was hideous creature living in the forest. Its name was Cockerella. It ate prada phones and kids named Nathan O for breakfats, lunch, and dinner. And midnight snacks. Whenever it needed a haricut, it would take a wooden bowl, put it on its head and shave the ends off. However, the creature was very hairy, and it had to do this ritual for all of its body parts. Even those that cannot be named. Many hunters tried to capture it, but they would always flee at the sound of its terifying piss. PSHHH. PSHHH. Just the thought of it gives me shivers. But one day, the beast was pissing so loudly, a little girl named Ka'Liqua'Shifria'Niqua stumbled from her happy country farm into the forest, wondering what on earth it was. When the girl saw the utrocity, she screamed so loud that Cockerella fell backwards, right into a dab of sunscreen. When it realized, it got so angry that it ate poor little Ka'Liqua'Shifria'Niqua, but was so embarassed about the misshap, that it never dared to show its face to anyone again. Some say they can still hear the echoes of its chronic horrifying piss, but most of the Nathans in the village can finally feel safe sleeping at night. THE END :)
I love Cockerella.
by Nataliussss June 8, 2009
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Horse Cockery

A deliberate and obviously embellished statement; bullshit; when met with an Horse Cockerish remark the only respnse can be "I fuckin doubt it"
If Donaldson continues to spread his horse cockery we reserve the right to fuck him up
by Tarawa COC S3 January 22, 2011
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canker blossom

An STD infested slut, a thief of love and innocence.
That canker blossom gave me the scratchies.
by SubmitNow January 4, 2012
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shirt cocker

a guy at the Burning Man Festival who walks around with a shirt on and no pants, with genitalia exposed.
Dude, either put some pants on, or take your shirt off, you god-damned shirt cocker!
by chickenbacon October 11, 2007
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clonker

an idiot; one who thinks he knows, but does not
by paul C November 4, 2003
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Concerted Game

1. Antonym of cockblock.
2. Spitting game about how awesome you are, but more importantly, how good your friends are.
3. Taking one for the team when necessary.
4. Making sure everyone gets some that night, at (almost) any cost.
Look, there's three girls and three of us. Instead of all trying to hook up with the hot one, let's use concerted game! Alex, you get the fat friend while Andy and I will flip a coin for the hot bitch. The loser will get the intellectual.
by Johnny Appleseeed August 26, 2005
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