Condoms

Hey, i bought some condoms at the store last night.
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condom

Something used to prevent creating little monsters like you.
Wife: "Babe, don't forget a condom. I don't want a little monster"
Husband: "Okay"
by BusBusBusBusBus October 18, 2018
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My son watches hentai

Thank god I didn’t use a condom because hentai is how we spend our father-son bonding time together
by DictionaryMan76 July 08, 2023
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Condoming

To tactfully use condoms in a non traditional manner, by unraveling them out, and placing them around someone's home, garden, work as a means of humor.
Damm, you guys must have been condoming forever. When I got home from work my room was littered with condoms.
by Sriracha Jo May 01, 2016
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condom

used to prevent ya splat from entering da pussy
by joe mama April 22, 2004
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condom

1.(noun) A sheath placed over the penis during intercourse to prevent the flow of semen. Used for prevention of STD's including, but not limited to, herpes, syphillis, and babies.
2.(noun) An insult. Used to describe a person whom one would rather not have around, but in some cases is good to have around anyway. See example below.
1. I practiced safe sex and used a condom.
2. A: John is coming over too
B: Oh, man. John is such a condom.
A: Huh?
B: Well, we don't really want him around, he puts a damper on the fun...but he's practical.
A: Huh?
B: He's a tool/douche, but he's also giving us a ride.
A: Oh, sweet word!
by 12345666 September 20, 2004
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Fred trump should have worn a condom.
by DMJohnson November 27, 2019
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