Conan O'Briened

To be erroneously fired or laid off from your job by incompetent bosses for ridiculous or dubious reasons beyond your control.

"Our boss screwed up so we all got Conan O'Briend."

"I can't believe I'm getting Conan O'Briened over this!"

"Activision Conan O'Briened a lot of people from Radical today because there isn't a new Spider-man movie coming out for them to make a game for."

by usernamedan February 12, 2010

condamnit

a term used in place of "god damn it" typically refering to a condiment.

"i just spilled the ketchup all over me! condamnit!"

by qfizzle May 3, 2009

condaddy

someone makes grandeur plans of drunken shennanigans with all of your friends only to bail last minute; usually accompanied by many excuses of erroneous responsibilities

Dude, you swore you would actually come out with us this time! Don't be such a condaddy!

by loyial parnassus April 23, 2010

Conan Gray

An amazing man with an amazing voice! He's got the most amazing hair which is just SO GREAT and his songs are awesome- you should listen to them. If you dont I may have to steal your lawnmower.

Ah, Conan Gray is just too good to be true.

by Pseudonym1854220643 June 24, 2020

The Conan

When a network terminates a long-lasting relationship with one of its stars and then prohibits him/her from appearing on television for a set period of time.

This entertainment industry term comes from the 2010 Tonight Show conflict when NBC decided to give The Tonight Show back to Jay Leno, while previous host Conan O'Brien was given a contract prohibiting him from make any appearance on television until May 2010 and prohibiting him from returning to television as a host until September 2010.

MSNBC ended its contract with Keith Olbermann, and they're giving him The Conan for at least six months.

by The Cone-Files January 26, 2011

Conanned

Verb. The action of being unceremoniously and publicly ousted from one's employment, like NBC did to Conan O'Brien.

I got caught surfing porn at work again and the boss Conanned my ass in front of the whole office. Needless, to say, I'm currently looking for employment.

by SteveGuttenberg January 18, 2010

Conanized

To wait a substantial period of time to have something given to you, only to have the previous proprietor take back said gift for their own personal benefit.

Last week my coworker promised to bring me a delicious cupcake and after I'd taken one bite I was totally Conanized.

by Im4Coco February 3, 2010