compton beatdown

The act of nailing a girl doggy style while a few of your buddies beat the shit out of her.

I totally fucked my bitch while a few of my friends stopped by and gave her the compton beatdown, she was jacked.

by seacow August 23, 2006

compton gangbang

you coerce your ex that cheated on you into a date that will hopefully end with sex, so you have it set up so that as your fucking your girl, you say a secret word and your friends storm the room and beat the living shit out of your lady

sounds like fun rite!?!?!

by vermillion May 31, 2004

Compton Scatter

Urban slang for a sawed-off shotgun. This is often used as a word for a throw-away gun such as a Saturday Night Special.

"Hey Bra, you still got that Compton Scatter? I'm 'bout to ride on these fools!"

by $lapaho September 11, 2013

Compton Pretzel

The epitome of a great threesome. Two men sit on the ground, legs overlapping, forming a diamond shape. The female, then, sits her naked bum atop the diamond and inserts one penis into her vaginal canal, and the other into her rectum. All three partners then begin thrashing their pelvic regions around in a violent manner until simultaneous orgasm has been reached.

"Hey Booka, wanna make a Compton pretzel with me n Phallap?"

by Phallap 'n' Gurrat September 24, 2014

Compton zipper

Scar - often leading up the centre of the abdomen - from a spray of gunshots. Scar is in line with the zipper of the pants.

"Homie got shot right in the stomach."

"Did he die?"

"Nah, but once dem' scars heal he gon' have himself a Compton zipper."

by Crenshawn August 29, 2016

Componote

One of the freshest new bands in Boone NC. Check out our EP... out in January!

"DId you go to componote's last show? It was so epic!!"

by doodoobutteatmyass December 2, 2018

Compton Form Factors

A term only recognized by hyper-nerds and tryhards. People throw it around here and there to sound smart but nobody really knows what it means. Heck even google can't figure out what it means. Also called CFFs.

Interviewer: So what kind of experience do you have
You: Yeah so I've trained machine learning models to uncover the compton form factors from kinematics DVCS utilizing Global GPDs and optimizing the current inference variables in the field
Interviewer: sir this is a starbucks

by riptonyripmarvel August 18, 2023