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Cloud computing

Computer resources deliverable as services over internet is cloud computing.
cloud computing is computer resources deliver over internet
by s j tubrazy April 12, 2013
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COMMUNTIY HOE

A Community Hoe is a loose hoe that everyone in your community has "tapped that nasty ass".

She usually does it for free or for very little!
The COMMUNTIY HOE is at it Again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by heather313 December 14, 2007
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Combusting Herpes

The most unappealing website name to ever exist, only teenagers who think they are edgy and cool by swearing and making sexual innuendos and pseudo rapist comments find the site to be any good.
"Combusting Herpes? Who would find a website like that to be any good?"
by MM132 May 27, 2013
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card counting

The only legal way to win in a casino. You can do this by using a combination of basic strategy, and keeping track on the cards that have been played. Assuming you know the rules of BlackJack, here is a quick explination of how to play.
Basic Strategy:
If the dealers face up card is a 4,5 or 6 the player should draw up to a minimum of 12
If the dealers face up card is anything else, the player should draw up to a minimum of 17
Always split Aces and 8's
The Count:
The player is aiming to reach a minimum target number when counting.
If the target number is reached the player should increase their bet because they will be odds on to win.
The target number is double the amount of decks being used (If the dealer is playing with 4 decks, the target number would be +8 or higher).
Every card delt has a count value. These have to be tracked in order to know when to increase the bets.
2,3,4,5 and 6 have a value of +1
7,8 and 9 have a value of 0
10, Jacks, Queens, Kings and Aces have a value of -1
Card counting does give the player a pecentage above the house, but it is not always easy to do. For maximum efficiency the technique should be practiced extensively prior to usage.
In order to make counting difficult for the house to spot, count teams are recomended. This is where one person does the counting while playing small, and signals the other team members when to come over and start betting big.
by qwerty boy September 14, 2005
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Dead-Commenting

When someone comments on a Deviantart journal that involves drama that got resolved a long time ago.
So...you're still Dead-Commenting, huh?
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Counting the doors

To pass the time with something not too exciting but not too boring either
-Hey what you up to?
+Just counting the doors in door county, wanna hang?
by teheheehehe July 7, 2010
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Committing Templicide

"Dude, I got to 4 million on Temple Run, but I got tired so I started committing templicide."
by caro...7788 February 22, 2012
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