Comcast and coitus

The act of sexual intercourse while having Comcast on the TV in the background.

Boy: Netflix and chill?
Girl: Sorry, I only have cable.
Boy: How about Comcast and coitus?

by Mattoooo December 18, 2015

Coitus Cunt

The female equivalent of a Fuck boy

Dude, that girl just asked to suck my dick. She’s a total coitus cunt.

by That one char October 14, 2018

Covid coitus

The increased sex couples have as a result of sheltering-in. Unfortunately, there is evidence the virus may be present in bodily fluids. Covid-19, Coronavirus, shelter-in, Covid, sex, intercourse, President Trump, vaccine, nursing home, emergency room, the virus, stimulus, Trumper, Trump army, Covid and chill

The Covid coitus has been great, but now I think I might actually have the virus.

by joecoolthefool May 8, 2020

coitus periodontalis

The act of performing oral sex while having no teeth, or with dentures removed.

After Dennis swallowed the sperm during coitus periodontalis, they pursued the egg by drilling into his gums.

by flyingdutchmn216 July 18, 2011

Jewish coitus

When you have Anal sex and the receiving person rips a wet fart

I hat sex with Jennifer last week and she did a "Jewish coitus" on me.

by Dustyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 10, 2023

Papa Coitus

Keegan Matthew Powell (Professionally known as "Papa Coitus") is an American Rapper from Latrobe, Pennsylvania.

Yo did you hear the new Papa Coitus track?

i sure did, it was heat!

by 123qwetryuio123 July 4, 2022

Corry Coitus

Sending a carbon copy email asap.

Can you send this Corry Coitus please?

by anonymous November 6, 2022