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Cognitism

Cognitism refers to the obsessive desire to learn new information, an addiction to knowledge.
Person 1: I have Cognitism

Person 2: Nerd
by ThatRandomCorgi October 1, 2024
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Cognitive rubber duck

When a man cums in a girls ear, then places a plastic straw into the ear and blows extremely hard shooting the cum inside her skull and coating her brain with cum
Omg Emily last night with Jason was so fun, we even did the cognitive rubber duck and I can no longer see straight
by JJ________________x October 9, 2021
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Cognitive IED

An Improvised Epistemic Device, A linguistic trap that detonates in discourse disrupting rational flow.
That asshole, keeps dropping Cognitive IEDs, designed to put me off track, gets my thinking all over the place, and force my argumensts into a completely different direction.
by BudgieMuscle1 August 25, 2025
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cogniteering

A person who specializes in the process of thought in an engineered and organized way such as to bring about realization of thought into a tangible form, process, or basic understanding.
The cogniteer was able to dissect the situation down to it's essence so everyone understood what happened. He specializes in cogniteering solutions.
by smith gregory May 1, 2010
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cognitive burden asymmetry

In psychology, cognitive burden asymmetry refers to the unequal distribution of cognitive load and its effects across different parts of the brain or on different cognitive functions. This asymmetry is evident in brain lateralization, where hemispheres specialize in certain tasks, and can become more pronounced under high cognitive load, potentially affecting performance and leading to biased processing or fatigue. For example, tasks may be processed more efficiently or with a greater "burden" on one side of the brain depending on the task's nature and the individual's specific neural wiring.
When I tried to multitask during finals, I felt the cognitive burden asymmetry kick in—my left brain was struggling with math while my right brain was zoning out on my playlist!
by Emotional Cruiser October 21, 2025
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Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC)

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.
"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'

Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"
by Guinness718 December 12, 2024
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