Cockweed

Someone whose second toe is bigger than their big toe.

Hey bro did u see that blonde with the big tits? Yeah but I’m pretty sure she has a cockweed.

by BigDaddyJayH June 9, 2025

plastic cockney

One who puts on a fake London accent and adopts dialectical features which do not suit his/her own personality. Ultimately resulting in looking like a jeb end.

That Danny is a right plastic cockney I bet he was born in fucking Buckingham

by Rascal Mondays August 22, 2015

Phone Cockney

n
Any sentence or grouping of words that is changed by autotext, to something meaningless and unintelligible.

My message was scrambled and I sent phone cockney!

by Woodswoman December 21, 2021