dick faced cockmaster

a rare breed of fish with a pink, mushroom-shaped head and a long, smooth body. when it gets excited it sprays white, gel-like film. when this film contacts its close cousin, the vagina-faced pussy monger, it impregnates the monger. after spraying this film, the cockmaster softens its body and goes to sleep for several hours. around the age of 13, the master begins to grow hair around its lower portion of its body. this fish is never eaten, however, some people suck on these fishes to extract their film, however, most dont swallow it rather they rub it into their skin.

Wow! that was as huge dick faced cockmaster!

by eboyd32 June 26, 2007

cockable

worthy of being cocked/sexed

Damn, with that booty, she's hella cockable.

by Richie W October 21, 2003

cockaccino

caffine drink, jerked off into, and stirred with a hot steamy cock

Hemphrid (hem-frid): that cockaccino always has just the right thickness to it.

by Mikael smegalovknoff September 29, 2007

shitfaced cockmaster!

a word originated in the south park movie: bigger, longer, and uncut. Though rarely used as such, it literally translates into one with dung on his face rubbing on a penis, either a human or an animal penis is still in question

Strange how stupid it seems when translated, eh?

by mysteriousman July 19, 2004

COCKADOODLE-DON'T

A fine girl that you think about being intimate with ALL the time but the negatives of doing so could far out weigh the positives.
ie; venereal disease, best friends wife, your boss, midget, reputation for being a clingy psycho, convicted violent felon, under-age, fat, it could break up the band.

I think I could have fucked my bosses 17 year old daughter but she is a cockadoodle-don't!

by Dill-pickle February 26, 2009

cackman

One that gets laid often. Another word for cocksman. The original "Cackman" grew up in Opp, Alabama and was named by friends in the early 70's because he was known for always having a girl around and didn't mind sharing.
One that likes to screw a lot.

Its a bird, its a plane, no, its cackman........

by d.r., March 24, 2008

cockalitus

A male with an extremely swollen penis.

That woman cannot get perform oral sex because the man has cockalitus.

by Megsima September 4, 2009