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cock block

The act of preventing one of your friends the privilege of hiding his Wilson in a womans cooch
Karl and Steven cock block john whilst he tried to hide his Wilson
by IanXD March 2, 2008
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The act of interfering with a friends plan to have sex.
Knowing that speedbag would be getting his going to Vegas blowjob the morning he was leaving, his good buddy thought it would be funny to cock block him and showed up at his house to pick him up 15 minutes early for the second year in a row.
by speedbag March 24, 2009
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to prevent a friend from hooking up with someone, maybe because she's too drunk or perhaps because he is supa busted. it could be the other way around too.
"Sweetie, I'm going to have to cock block here. Homie looks mad busted and I know you don't want to wake up in the morning thinking 'What The Fuck'."
by dopeLabber November 28, 2001
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A person, who is to a heterosexual man, non arousing. In other words, ugly.
"That chick is so ugly"
"Yea, she's a cock block"
by Chinja101 May 18, 2009
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When two individuals like the same person, and guy/girl #1 prevents number 2 from getting to base 3.
Man, I was about to get with Andrew when that blonde bitch "had to talk to him"....She cock blocked me all night like that, so I put diuretics in her beer....
by Lisander Kitchenmaster August 17, 2003
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Christana Fox, no really, i would have scored if it wasn't for that bitch
well, she is a huge cock block
by Dude August 8, 2004
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When some dude is about to fucking rail you in the ass, but you slide your hand in at the last second to block the cock!
He ripped off my pants and bent me over, but I pulled a cock block.
by Randall March 5, 2005
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