coach mcguirk

The best character on the tv show "home
movies".

by person yo-yo June 20, 2006

Ride coattails

to increase one's reputation through connections to someone with a better reputation

He Rode his friend's coattails to get privileges otherwise reserved for Corporate executives. (example of Ride coattails)

by The Return of Light Joker May 16, 2009

Coathanger

A particularly vicious punch to the gut, as effective on pregnant women as a coathanger abortion.

My girlfriend told me she was pregnant the other day, so I gave her the ol' coathanger.

I got into a fight last night, I got coathangered and spent the next 10 minutes coughing up blood.

by Fluffyudders February 15, 2019

coalesce

to fuse together ; mix

the colors coalesced well

by Lauren May 13, 2005

Fat Coast

The Chicago Area

Chicago is neither West Coast nor East Coast. It is located on the Fat Coast.

by K-1 March 5, 2009

dialing coach

a professional "dialing coach" is a trained counselor who is paid by reticent or shy parents to have "the talk" with young adolescent males. the physicality and aesthetic of sex is central. generally speaks in language that is somehow both forthright and metaphorical.

Parent 1: I've noticed that Benny is taking longer showers recently.
Parent 2: Time to call the dialing coach!

Girl 1: What are u doing to me?!??
Benny: No worries Callie it's like my D Coach taught me - DIAL DOWN THE MIDDLE.

by notskinnyimsmallboned December 4, 2010

Discarnate coalition

Anal raping

Cybele walked into the gay bar and got discarnate coalitioned

by Gotcha125 February 19, 2018