A self-proclaimed democrat or liberal who's actions and opinions more closely resemble a republican or conservative. Also called a fashionable liberal.
He's such a closeted Republican. He claims to be against the death penalty but joined up on that band wagon lynch mob without a second thought.
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
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Alyssa loved rock n roll but kept it a secret for fear of what her parents or friends may think. She was a closet metalhead.
Pop music became repetative and annoying after a while, so Don turned to classic rock and found that he loved it. He was a closet metalhead all along.
Pop music became repetative and annoying after a while, so Don turned to classic rock and found that he loved it. He was a closet metalhead all along.
by AngieInRealLife August 3, 2012
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Often results in a major struggle and waking up half naked with pants round your ankles and your shirt half pulled over your head.
Often results in a major struggle and waking up half naked with pants round your ankles and your shirt half pulled over your head.
Ken- Man I was so smashed last night, I tried to get undressed in my drinkers closet but I lost the battle and fell asleep half way through.
by KEJIAN March 4, 2009
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