clambake

The female corollary to the term sausagefest; a bar or club where the crowd is surprisingly almost exclusively female, especially when you are looking to meet men.

I heard this club brought out the hot shoegazer boys, but it's a real clambake in here.

by Dr. Matthew February 17, 2009

rope climber

A lady whose woohoo grips so tight it could climb a rope.

"Gill was a rope climber, but I couldn't stick around"

by sexbadger February 18, 2017

Social Climbing

Social Climbing refers to the attempt to move up in popularity through gaining large amounts of friends.

"Bryan Chow, stop social climbing!"

by B Chow April 18, 2010

clambump

The often confusing bulge on some womens pants, commonly mistaken for a penis bulge.

"Yo Nick, did you see Patty on register 7?"
"Bro, idk if thats a girl or not, did you see that clambump??"

by StreetBikeTakeover June 22, 2009

climbing Mount Ballmer

The act of drinking heavily in order to achieve a blood alcohol level of between 0.129% and 0.138%, which was discovered by Microsoft in the late 1980s to confer "superhuman programming ability" via some unknown cause.

"It's Friday night, but I have a ton of code to write. I guess climbing Mount Ballmer is my only hope."

by jokeocracy January 24, 2014

climb a dick

A different way of telling someone to get majorly fucked, the implication being that the dick in question is so big they need a grappling hook to climb it.

Hey asshole, go climb a dick!

by BlackHeartIrene June 1, 2017

Clobby

The clelf (clown elf) child of Dobby from Harry Potter and the clown Pennywise. Some people think Clobby is an abomination of our society, but I just think he's misunderstood.

When Clobby was exposed to the wokest iconography, his clussy became gaped.

by Clelmo November 3, 2017