Clandax

Klan*daks

1.) Pertaining to any action, item, person, or thing that makes you feel like you should release your bowels.

-ed, past tense
2.) Having released your bowels due to any action, item, person, or thing.

I'm sure eating that taco will make me clandax.

Man, smoking that cigarette was really clandaxing, I'll be right back....

That lady told me so much nonsense that I most definitely clandaxed...

by ELS_SS March 9, 2011

chendecker

a useless man, like Tom Scanlon

What a Chendecker

by Jamumools March 6, 2015

Clandoning

The troll act of frequently making your mom jokes out of literally anything the people around you say, even if it does not make sense. For example, "Your mom is an example".

Why does anon keep making terrible your mom jokes?
He does it on purpose to troll, he is clandoning.

by twinklez123 March 11, 2016

calendread

calendar + dread = the dread you feel when having to sync up on calendars with a friend(s) about a get-together . . . you want to see them but combing through your calendars for a mutually agreeable date feels like an overwhelming task.

I really want to see Liz, but figuring out her new work schedule's nights off is giving me calendread.

by BecBecSF May 14, 2023

ec-cled

1: to manage, manipulate or utilize skillfully
2: to control or play upon by artful, unfair, or insidious means especially to one's own advantage
3: to change by artful or unfair means so as to serve one's own purpose and personal agenda
4: to give a mistaken impression through verbal misrepresentation typically in order to gain personal advantage

If you come to buy a new car and have a trade-in but the trade-in is not present, and you get your boss to do a sight unseen bid with the salesmen's misrepresented facts about the car and he gives the customer $2,000. Then when the trade-in shows up it is in bad shape, dosen't run and is worth $500. The boss has just been "ec-cled"

by Superior Sales September 22, 2010

Dump Clench

noun: The facial contraction that a person has when they are trying to squeeze out a turd.

verb: The act of contracting your face and gritting your teeth while you are squeezing out a turd.

My friend commented that my dump clench seemed rather intense and that perhaps I should eat some more fiber.

My friend walked in on me while I was pooping and saw me dump clenching.

by MasterChiefsBalls February 25, 2011

Shart-clench

The act of tightening one's butt cheeks to impede the release of a shart.

Because of his successful shart-clench his pants remained stain-free.

by CosmicCareBear October 9, 2013