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Calvert County Hot Pocket

The act of inserting the head of a freshly caught, Patuxent River Bass into a females vagina.
I took her out on the bass boat and gave her a Calvert County Hot Pocket
by StogieMan February 1, 2023
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kendal culver

A curly haired homosexual with a huge cock. If you have a kendal culver in your life then keep him close, for he will bring you great luck!
That kendal culver seems cool
by Therevealer1246 August 22, 2014
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Culver

This kid is a utter culver
by John toff June 16, 2018
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Calvert Hall College

Whoever wrote that sucks and needs to stop bashing Bryn Mawr girls because even though yeah there are a lot of rich snotty bitches there, we are hott, and sorry we're just smarter than you cardinals...
Mawrtains are HOTT!!!!
by MAWRTIAN May 4, 2005
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culvert buddies

Like a tunnel buddy, a culvert buddy is someone who has sex with the same young girl.
"I can't believe Trump and Obama raped the same 9 year old girl. After all the argued about who would have thought they would end up culvert buddies."

"Eh, I'm not surprised raping children and war are the two things they agree on."
by BidenHelpsObamaRapeChildren September 1, 2021
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calvery

The act of losing one's wrist watch while fisting a man's anus.
Damn! I need to know what time it is but I calveryed my watch in Lamar's ass.
by Pachanga Grande October 7, 2013
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Culvers induced constipation

When you eat so much Culvers in a short amount of time, that even god cannot spread your legs to poo. Almost a state of constipation.
Why does joey look so bad?

Oh he has a Culvers induced constipation
by hie090866 October 20, 2014
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