Mike: yo did you know it’s National Do Your Chores Day?
Jim: Well I can’t beat off so I might as well do my chores.
Jim: Well I can’t beat off so I might as well do my chores.
by nignogdogmylog September 30, 2019

Let’s say you get led on by someone or a girl plays you. This saying is perfect for this situation! Then you say “Don’t let these whore get in front your chores”.
by Applestein August 25, 2020

Taking my husband to the Super Bowl is the ultimate adore chore. I won't enjoy it, but Peter will love it!
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

A set of tasks that a user or group of people likely do not enjoy doing, but are not given any choice whether they want to do them or not or they are forced to do the set of tasks.
by Retrodude21 May 26, 2020

When your (ch)ild is present, in another room or the car, you are engage in sexual activity with a wh(ore) and have to juggle the activities.
by Thrawn18 January 10, 2015

by *LoadsShotgun* May 11, 2021
