choad dance

when your legs stick together causeing your choad to become irritated and your choad needs to get fresh air and be allowed to dry the sweat it has acquired.

What christian does at work before he can walk to get something, this is the choad dance.

by Jeff Beanard September 5, 2006

Chafee

Idiot, Lunatic, Asshole

Used commonly in New England

That guy over there, he is such a chafee.

by koko342 November 3, 2010

Chafe

the one down side of masturbation

I'm chafin up a storm underneath this blanket

by Ass Ice September 20, 2003

Chafe

Itch; rash; irritation

My pants are chafing me!

by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003

Chaf

adj. Chafest
1. Chill as fuck
2. Characterized by being extremely chill, or excessively chill.

Dude playing the guitar with all my friends in the middle of this japanese garden is totally chaf!!!

by jujobaco October 15, 2013

choach

A large gaping pussy with fangs.

Did you see the size of that choach? Her choach chomped down on my dick.

by gollen October 1, 2003

chubby chafer

a callus or rough spot built up on the skin of the palm do to frequent pleasuring of oneself, thus causing irritation (in the form of chafing) to the penis.

a masterbation catch-22.

Numerous jerk-off sessions caused a chubby chafer to form on my palm two days into my internet porn subscription. The friction it caused really irritated my penis.

by Fist Of Fury April 3, 2008