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Choad Dozer

After pulling out and ejaculating on the lady's taint, you try to counteract the forces of gravity by using the head of the penis (as a dozer) to keep the ejaculate from slipping into her anal region.
A choad dozer is only fun for a few seconds, then I get sleepy and must rest.

My men and I have traveled a fort night and have built a man-sized desire to Choad Doze your virgins. Bring them forth.
by Bizoid April 30, 2006
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choadbag

A University of Alabama football fan. Typically used in a deriding manner by fans of rival schools such as the university of Tennessee.
Did you see that choadbag cry last year when they lost two in a row to Arkansas and South Carolina ?
by Keithj3 September 24, 2005
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choad

damn fuck my ex he has a choad!
by yackyjacky January 4, 2010
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choad

(1) A penis, usually wider than long.
(2) The perineal area. See taint or grundle.
(3) Pubic hair. This definition seems to originate from New Jersey.
(1) Whoa! He's hung like a beer can! What a choad!
(2) Lick my choad.
(3) Eat my choad.
by Spike Jonez October 24, 2004
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Choad Fudge

"Choad Fudge" is an accumulation of mung on the choad* (choad being the space between the genitals , and asshole)(Mung is the accumulation of fart condensation in your pants)
"eat my choad fudge , you asshole "
by Mr Nasty April 4, 2004
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Choad Phobia

The fear of any person who may appear to have a choad. This includes people who are stocky or butch, who are presumed to have a choad.
by Vixx-69 October 17, 2008
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Choad Mosey

When a pedestrian takes their sweet time crossing the street, and holds up traffic, they are doing a choad mosey.
This guy was texting while sauntering through the crosswalk, doing the choad mosey.
by GullibleZine March 29, 2009
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