Granola Chomper

Extreme liberal, green-freak, hippie-dippie from a place such as Berkeley. They move into your community and coat it in PC, making you want to move.

The granola chompers destroy their own cities then move in to new communities and destroy those.

by Connacht July 19, 2009

Chode Chomper

During oral when a girl gets bored of sucking and starts gnawing on her partner's Wang Chung for sexual pleasure.

Yesterday i gave my girlfriend a raging Gabriel and in return she gave me a Chode Chomper. It was enjoyable.

by gimpmaster March 26, 2009

Beaver Chomper

When you insert 4 fingers into a woman's vagina, and then separating your pointer and middle finger from your ring and pinky finger. You then close your fingers and repeat this motion multiple times as if it were a beaver's mouth chomping on wood.

I was going at it with my girlfriend last night and I gave her the beaver chomper

by jizzzeff July 30, 2010

gouch chomper

a man/woman, who loves to chomp people gouches when there not looking.

David nathan: Dude i love the fresh taste of gouch in the morning,
me: dude your such a fucking gouch chomper.

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005

Choompunik

Verb, niki for short. Being duped -- as in deceived and manipulated -- by a woman, particularly a whore or prostitute. Typically, the perpetrator has many boyfriends and at least one husband at any given time; chances are that she is also a drug addict. The victims are often unsuspecting men under her spell. They would lease apartments under their name where the perpetrator would use them for receiving shipments of illegal drugs, running brothels, or other illegal activities, or all of the above. For the case of the perpetrator being an undocumented sex-worker, the victim may even be duped into providing her with legitimacy and financial support by marrying her in exchange for free sex. When the the victim is no longer useful or becoming a liability, the duped is dumped.

Noun, the act of choompunikking or the state of being choompunikked.

"Hey, dude. I be choompunikked again."

"Dude, so you been duped by Niki too, huh? You so lucky them cops didn't get you like they did me."

"Dude, duped and dumped nonethless." :(

by Nemo Goes to CVS August 19, 2008

Chompion

Champion Chomper - the guy in the office who eats lunch like it's a contact sport. He wants you to know how much he's liking the celery, nuts, gravel, whatever he happens to be devouring at the time.

Geezus, man, that Ford sure likes to lay into his bag of celery. He is truly a Chompion amongst men. I think Don is going to have to put earplugs in shortly. The Megaphone is killing him.

by Larry Stunky June 12, 2008

chompet

paymon, reza, naseem, nazilaa
cool people

damn i wanna be a chompet,
or i wanna be apart of the chompet group
their pretty cool.

pretty damn chompeti

by almasti April 17, 2010