poo chimes

an insulting term for dreadlocks, named after their resemblance to wind chimes but made of poo.

the hippy broke his neck when one of his longest poo chimes got caught in the rear wheel of his bicycle, it was gross.

by privatemike August 26, 2009

Chimmel

(1) Small furry animal, similar to a gerbil, only more friendly. Very energetic, likes to run on its wheel all day; rarely tires. (2) Junior worker in professional services firm or in corporate America, eager to please and able to perform mindless repetitive tasks with great enthusiasm for little reward.

"Call staffing and tell them to send me three chimmels to get these numbers crunched next week"

by Simon Pearce September 22, 2005

Dutch Chimney

The Male lays on his back, swings his legs over his head(hooking his toes on the headboard if possible). He then tucks his penis through his legs pointing towards the sky, thereby appearing as a tall chimney sticking out of a house. In this position his partner can then "ride the dutch chimney, clean the dutch chimney, or include the balls and asshole for a "chimney sweep".

Last night my wife was feeling kinky so I swung my legs over my head and let her ride the ol dutch chimney

by the vrug April 29, 2008

the chineese whore cuksauce

The act of a man putting duck sauce in a womens belly button then having sex with her and then pulling then shooting his load in her belly button with the duck sauce and then mixing it with you dick, then painting the women's face with it on your dick.

"Yo man, that girl is a slut. She made me give her "the chineese whore cuksauce" last night when we were drunk. What a whore.

by Shimm September 17, 2008

chimera

Chimera's are three-headed monstrosities combining the best and worst elements of lions, dragons, and goats. all three heads preform powerful attacks (the lion and dragon bite while the goat head butts), and the chimera can strike with its claws as well. the dragon head can breathe a column of flame.

the chimera is often found in mythology and fantasy.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

The Russian Chimney Sweep

The Russian Chimney Sweep is the act of the female taking a dump, while her partner is performing anal sex. It is called the Russian Chimney Sweep, because it's origin is in Russia, and the asswhole is being cleaned out, like a chimney.

Chick: I gotta take a dump.
Guy: I want to have anal sex.
Chick: Want to do the Russian Chimney Sweep? My chimney needs some sweeping.
Guy: Let's get cleaning.

by Chicko123 February 20, 2009

himalayan chimney

When having anal sex typically from the doggy style position, once a penis is removed the 'catcher' undergoes a potentially involuntary (but sometimes not) rectal contraction and a gaseous release occurs of the flatulent hitting directly into the nostrils of the 'pitcher'.

Bro 1: "Did you get lucky for your birthday last night?
Bro 2: "Well we went to my favorite Mexican restaurant, and she promised me I could hit the back door when we got home. But I didn't know I was getting a Himalayan Chimney as a surprise along with it."

by j3wh3fn3r August 30, 2017