Childrenitis

When one or multiple children of your own or others are present.

" The kids have left, I have temporarily cured myself of childrenitis!"

by Mista Parx January 12, 2010

childrenless fathers

1. Fathers that lost their children through Family Court; 2. Child Support process; 3. Baby-mama drama.

Childrenless Fathers

by The Sentinel Inceptionator July 11, 2016

oreo children

Mixed children

Jackie; I want Oreo children.

Mike; What's that?

Jackie; Mixed children. I want my children to be mixed with black and white.

by IAmMya April 14, 2014

African Children

A word used by parents to get their kids to finish supper.

Kid: *leaves a singular bean on the plate*
Mother: THERE ARE AFRICAN CHILDREN THAT EAT ONCE A MONTH AND YOU HAVE THE *AUDACITY* TO LEAVE FOOD WASTED

by The Pasta Man October 1, 2020

Curly-haired children bring curly luck

Children with curly hair allegedly bring curly luck. Curly luck can be a different term for bad luck and misfortune. Therefore this saying means “children with curly hair have bad luck”

Say a child with curly hair trips on a banana peel you would say “curly-haired children bring curly luck”

by tvgirlsruletheworld July 15, 2023

all my children

The bast damn soap opera ever. It is mainly about the life of Erica Kane and the townspeople of Pine Valley, Pennsylvania.

All My Children is aired at 1 pm local time.

by AMC LOVER June 10, 2004

children

the walking and breathing ad for safe sex

i wish i could of just gotten aids or something but god hates me so i got children

by RJ aka Rolla Stout January 5, 2009