chesticle

Pendulous breasts that hang like icicles. Related to testicle in the sexual sense, icicle in the structural sense and chest as in their location on the body.

When she reached for the newspaper, her chesticles nearly fell to the pavement.

by gerry January 9, 2005

Chesticles

a man's chest that is saggy but not fat, with low nipples.

Wow you have massive chesticles, do you think they produce semen.

by T figure 9 November 15, 2009

Chesticles

When saggy boobs are so saggy that when they bend over it looks like a pair of hanging testicles.

Man that old lady bent over and she had some hardcore chesticles!

by Clemontine November 22, 2010

Chestical

(noun) location of the female body
Chesticals (plaural)

A slang word meaning breast.

Slightly compared to the male tactical in regards to:

sagging with age

both producing white substances

a lack of wishing to be injured in the location

and a feared place to get cancer

singular:
Mary was punched in the breast and screamed "AHHHH MY CHESTICAL!!!!"

plural:
Before my period my period my chesticals hurt.

by pandanuggets February 1, 2014

Chesticles

If a man works out his chest mucles, or pecks, he has earned the right to call them chesticles. Skinny men cannot have chesticles, as they are not present. Fat men cannot have chesticles as they are too fat, they have man boobs instead.

Man 1: Yesterday was such a good work out.

Man 2: Dude, my chesticles are sooo sore.

by Jordan44 February 19, 2008

chesticles

Name for old, wrinkly boobs when they start sagging from the nipple, looking like two nasty drooping testicles.

Her chesticles fell out of her nightgown and began oozing towards the ground like egg-whites dripping down a cracked raw egg shell.

by Elinosaurus July 1, 2009

chestie

A selfie of ones bare chest.

Send me a chestie so I can see what I'm working with here.

by Jay Lo 1984 February 11, 2014