When someone catfishes you and shows up to the date looking nothing like what you expected and has a nuclear level meltdown when you bring it up
How was your date last night?
Oh she looked nothing like her pictures. It ended up being a Chernobyl Catfish
Oh she looked nothing like her pictures. It ended up being a Chernobyl Catfish
by Sasa134134 January 31, 2020
Get the chernobyl catfishmug. A niche but potent subgenre of chapstick lesbian characterized by soft masculinity/futch energy, trauma, and a constant state of intellectual and nutritional collapse. She’s tired, malnourished, mildly radioactive (in spirit), and knows too much about both poetry and nuclear fallout.
Wears oversized coats she found in a secondhand bin labeled “ARMY.”
Has under-eye circles that could be mistaken for makeup but aren't.
Smokes cigarettes or snusar while explaining why she doesn’t believe in hope but still recycles.
Cites Karin Boye, Anna Akhmatova, and maybe Schopenhauer on the first date.
Core traits include, but are not limited to,
- Quiet desperation
- Deep anti-authoritarianism
- Obsession with ecological collapse
- A strange mix of tenderness and toxicity (sometimes lovebombs)
- A queer, bleak sense of humor that would concern most therapists.
Emotionally: she’s a tragic Slavic film from 1976.
Aesthetically: post-apocalyptic futch.
Politically: anti-fascist, vaguely socialist.
Wears oversized coats she found in a secondhand bin labeled “ARMY.”
Has under-eye circles that could be mistaken for makeup but aren't.
Smokes cigarettes or snusar while explaining why she doesn’t believe in hope but still recycles.
Cites Karin Boye, Anna Akhmatova, and maybe Schopenhauer on the first date.
Core traits include, but are not limited to,
- Quiet desperation
- Deep anti-authoritarianism
- Obsession with ecological collapse
- A strange mix of tenderness and toxicity (sometimes lovebombs)
- A queer, bleak sense of humor that would concern most therapists.
Emotionally: she’s a tragic Slavic film from 1976.
Aesthetically: post-apocalyptic futch.
Politically: anti-fascist, vaguely socialist.
She's chain-smoking by the train tracks reading Death in Venice. God, I think I just spotted a Chernobyl lesbian in the wild.
by Raquiesha July 14, 2025
Get the Chernobyl lesbianmug. "Hey Bro, I found an old Geiger-Müller-counter in the basemen. It looks like pre-chernobyl-technics."
by KruceZX January 21, 2020
Get the pre-chernobyl-technicsmug. Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, also known as Chernobyl NPP, was a nuclear power plant located close to Pripyat. It is famous for the April 25, 1986 Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster.
Gopnik 1: “Hey, you ever been to Chernobyl NPP?”
Gopnik 2: “My father was a liquidator, but that’s about it.”
Gopnik 2: “My father was a liquidator, but that’s about it.”
by I think this is a good name November 15, 2023
Get the Chernobyl NPPmug.