Cheesestick

A guy with a small penis, about as wide as a cheesestick, thus the name. Also has horrible technique, often described as "*Jab*jab*jab*".

Woman 1: OMG, tell me everything!
Woman 2: He was a total cheesestick. I could barely feel anything except a stabbing feeling.
Woman 1:...You have my deepest sympathies.

by JonnyTrump August 23, 2009

cheeseus

Cheeseus is a baked potato that i once made. This potato was already of epic proportions, but when i threw some cheese on that bitch it was like putting dubs on a caddy.

Dakota took a bite of Cheeseus.

by Dakota 123 April 10, 2008

Cheesist

One who worships cheese and the cheese god; otherwise known as god.

"Cheese is god"
"I am a cheesist"

by lucas July 20, 2004

Russian Cheesestick

A sexual position between a male and female where the male puts his penis in the females rectum and masturbates her with a stick of string cheese.

She told me she was hungry while we were having sex, so I gave her a Russian Cheesestick.

by Zipzowkerplow June 29, 2010

Cheeses is Born Burger

A burger that comes with baby Swiss cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Cheeses is Born Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

cheeses

my lord and savior

"Cheeses died on the cross for my sins"

by terminalblue.dyndns.org December 28, 2003

Cheesespoon

1) Implement used to scoop and divide cheese between revellers at parties. Locally produced in the Morpeth area of Northumberland but usage thought to spreading south. Usually used after a bout in the Kaboake.

2) Improper behaviour at parties

"Have you the cheesespoon? I'm gasping for a bit of that smoked cheddar!"

by CULT21 October 15, 2009