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charity crapper

(n). One who habitually uses a public bathroom in a public place such as a library on a daily basis to relieve their load themselves. Quite often, the offender leaves the area foul smelling.
Every day at 3 Pm, Max comes into the library to free his load. Why doesn't he go home and use his own toilet? He's a charity crapper.
by Boggler March 5, 2004
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charity bang

Helping one of your not-so-good buddies out by taking his not-so-good-looking girl friends home so she stops complaining about a lack of ass.
I think my karma bucket is overflowing from all the girls I've been charity banging lately
by Quinmill November 4, 2007
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charity

Usually a non-profit organization that raises money and volunteers for a good cause. Now, a lot of charities are good at heart but there are some that are completely vile and only exist to trick people into giving them money. Unfortunately, a lot of corporations take advantage of people’s good nature as they’ll emotionally manipulate the people around them into giving them money
The best thing to do is to really research before you donate to a specific charity, especially if you’re donating a large amount of money. Believe me, the absolute worst thing that could happen is if you donate a large sum of money to some greedy asshole who already has too much for his own good
by Dubiks April 9, 2019
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Charity Stache

A mustache grown out by a man for a specific cause or awareness, usually a charity. It can also refer to a situation in which a man pledges to shave off the mustache he wears regularly if a certain variable is met.
1. Guy: What is that?
Guy 2: It's a charity stache. We're growing out mustaches in support of cancer research.
Guy: Oh, that's cool.

2. Coach Burnett says he will shave off his mustache if the 1st period boys basketball team wins the home room canned food drive.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
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Charity

Charity usually has difficulty to perform basic tasks like opening doors and gates. She also lets her brother tell her what to do and obeys his every command. She also will argue with her brother for up to 10 years at a time. Charity is a cool girl and has an awesome personality.
Ben: Charity go make me 600 sandwiches.
Charity: dangit! no!
Ben: Yes! Go!
Charity: Ugh! You suck Ben! *makes 600 sandwiches*
by blackcatz October 10, 2011
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tax deductible charity organizations

the most stupid fucking thing that pisses the fuck out of me
i hate tax deductible charity organizations
by frsky May 30, 2008
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Charity Relief Work

The act of eating babies; anywhere from 12-29 per sitting
I did some Charity Relief work at my local orphanage
by Uncle Garfunkle May 4, 2007
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