the worst town in the whole entire world. never go to it. its too rich, too bitchy, too jewish, and too smart. the schools are all too good and too hard. the boys are too ugly. and everyone thinks theyre the shit. when theyre not. if you dont shop at nordstrom or bloomingdales or wear lacoste chappaqua is not for you. most people thnk theyre black. when infact, they are the farthest from black. reality is starting to hit most though. we have the clintonsbut who cares. life revolves around one single person. if its not you, get used to it. in chappaqua, no one has friends. chances are, all of your friends hate you. and you probably hate them too. everyone knows everything about everyone. johnny and sue hooked up. OH MY GOD JOHNNY AND SUE HAD SEX AND NOW SUE IS PREGNANT. only in chappaqua.
"yeah she owns NINE lacoste shirts SIX juicy outfits and TWELVE pairs of solows."
"at the party last night jane gave bill head so now u BETTER not talk to her"
"at the party last night jane gave bill head so now u BETTER not talk to her"
by crazyg February 3, 2005
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Hey, have you been to Chappaqua?
Ya! It's a great place. I was expecting it to be rich and jappy, but everyone was really nice and the houses weren't really big at all! I wanna move there now!
Ya! It's a great place. I was expecting it to be rich and jappy, but everyone was really nice and the houses weren't really big at all! I wanna move there now!
by I wish I lived in Chappaqua! May 13, 2010
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The belief that one does not need to learn certain information as long as such knowledge is available to them in some form.
Because my teacher believes in Chappelism, she says that we don't need to study our notes as long as write them.
by philosopher of the future December 11, 2010
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Don't believe me? Go to google and type in chappelle's show or go to their news section.
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by Adrian August 30, 2005
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by andihgh77777 January 27, 2009
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by YO Man July 12, 2004
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