nice place filled with nice people living quiet woodland's life. Also known as the ghetto of Westchester.
by akon and MJ January 12, 2011
a quaint town in northern Westchester that is set in a generally woodsy area. citizens enjoy the simple life in their leisurely neighbourhoods, doing nothing but relaxing with their perfect families and tending to their gardens.
Person A: Hello. I currently reside in Chappaqua.
Person B: As do I. Can you help me tend to my garden? Rumour has it yours is marvelous.
Person A: Most certainly. I have a lot of time on my hands.
Person B: As do I. Can you help me tend to my garden? Rumour has it yours is marvelous.
Person A: Most certainly. I have a lot of time on my hands.
by geniesrus July 05, 2012
the worst town in the whole entire world. never go to it. its too rich, too bitchy, too jewish, and too smart. the schools are all too good and too hard. the boys are too ugly. and everyone thinks theyre the shit. when theyre not. if you dont shop at nordstrom or bloomingdales or wear lacoste chappaqua is not for you. most people thnk theyre black. when infact, they are the farthest from black. reality is starting to hit most though. we have the clintonsbut who cares. life revolves around one single person. if its not you, get used to it. in chappaqua, no one has friends. chances are, all of your friends hate you. and you probably hate them too. everyone knows everything about everyone. johnny and sue hooked up. OH MY GOD JOHNNY AND SUE HAD SEX AND NOW SUE IS PREGNANT. only in chappaqua.
"yeah she owns NINE lacoste shirts SIX juicy outfits and TWELVE pairs of solows."
"at the party last night jane gave bill head so now u BETTER not talk to her"
"at the party last night jane gave bill head so now u BETTER not talk to her"
by crazyg February 03, 2005
A very weathy town, prodominatly white and jewish. every one who lives there is a huge bag of stuck up crap. if you live any where else in Westchester you know what im talking out when i say how much they suck. there middle school is larger than most normale middle/high schools conbined. If you are from any other town in Westchester you can tell whoes from chappaqua from a mile away.
im from chappaqua there for im better then you because my taxes are so frickin high and there for it gives me the right to be a huge prick.
by Hesis August 21, 2006
A town in Westchester that everyone who lives there should be embarrassed to say they're from there. All the girls are bitchy and if you think you have friends you don't. You're friends from there most likely dont like you and will never keep in touch with them when you leave because you will leave, and gladly. All the guys are ugly and even if they aren't on the football team they still act like a classic football player in all those movies. The people who realize it's the worst place ever are desparate to move and try to wake up their friends and show them how terrible it is but if you haven't realized by high school, you won't ever realize and are a real JAP. Even the kids that are only half jewish or even a quarter tell their friends they're really only a little christian are really more jewish because they're so desparate to be jewish. Everyone has at least one coach thing, and numerous juicy outfits. No one is origional and think its strange when someone is origional. Everyone shops at the same stores and has the same clothes. This place is terrible, once I leave I am never ever going to come back and I am positive I won't ever miss it or the people here.
by Qnie491 September 07, 2007
this is the attitude of chappaqua: stuck up, jewish, snobby, think they're better then everyone else, abercrombie and hollister obsessed, if you dont do drugs you are not cool, everyone knows EVERYONES buisness and if you dont... well you most likely will find out at some point.
by owkll February 05, 2008
chappaqua is a place for rich people like me. we have money and we no it too. its not our falt that our parents have mini fortunes and they buy us eveything and anything. most people are jewish because thats just the way it is. We are all white and like it that way. chappaqua is the best town and people who live around us, give us shit for being the best. such as mt.kisco where there is defenetly not a shortage of mexicans. the guys are so hot and the girls become models.
by rich gurl December 14, 2007