Chair

Chair. Tf you expect dawg?

Bro actually looked up "Chair" on Urban Dictionary

by anonymous May 11, 2023

chair

It's got four legs and you sit on it....but it's not a couch.

I shall now go and sit upon this o' so lovely chair of mine.

by the banana of wisdom July 19, 2023

chair

A tool used for assault in Alabama.

She was assaulted with a chair.

by Mbabu August 13, 2023

Chair

a separate seat for one person, typically with a back and four legs.

graham, could you define "chair" for me in a way that includes all things which are chairs and excludes all things which aren't?

by Chair_Guy August 30, 2023

Chair

The art of siting on your girlfriend’s stomach while fingering her and beating your meat at the same time until she cums and you shit

Yoooo me and my girl just did chair😏

by _27<3 October 21, 2023

Chair

Even more plug.

That outfit is so chair!

by Ghostgirlmysterious November 5, 2023

Chair

An erect penis... When a guy is hanging out with a girl and she leaves the room for a minute, he pull his dick out and get it hard so when she comes back he can offer her a "chair"

She might say "aww thanks babe, so thoughtful! you pulled up a chair for me, now I have somewhere to sit"

Or if she doesn't notice right away he might say "I pulled up a chair for you, have a seat. You're welcome"

by El.gallo.bonita January 21, 2024