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Certy guy effect

When a person with a lot of respect and notoriety (a certy guy) is around and people who are usually quiet decide to act hard and beg them to impress and gain their respect.
THE CERTY GUY EFFECT:
A regular guy: “That guy looks like Henry the eighth”
Everyone: *cricket noises*
Certy guy: “hey that guy looks like Henry the eighth”

Everyone: “HAHAHAHHAHA SOOO FUNNNY YOU LEGEND WOW HOW DID YOU NOTICE THAT HAHAHAHAHHA CAN I SUCK YOU D**K!!!”
by Mattmatt88282 October 20, 2018
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Cherry

The lit part in the end of a blunt or joint.
I tried to ash the wood but the cherry fell on me.
by vampash February 23, 2023
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British Cherry

A British Cherry is when you think you're going to get laid, but your girlfriend goes for her strap-on and ends up fucking you in the ass instead.
"Hey man, you okay.?"

"Ugh.. yea.. I thought I was going to get some with my girlfriend last night, but she gave me the British Cherry instead. I'm so fucking sore."
by SuccubusQueen June 22, 2020
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tie a cherry

to be able to do what most can’t, to be the best or most successful at something
She’s the greatest singer, rapper, dancer and performer of this generation. She can tie a cherry.
by cherrygzb February 21, 2022
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Cherry

Pass me that cherry, I love them.
by WildFeathers October 24, 2009
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All the tools and no box to carry them in.

A person or coworker that appears to have intelligence and talent, but continues to screw things up on a regular basis.
Man, I used to think that guy had his shit together. He's such a screw up.
He's got all the tools and no box to carry them in.
by Bernie Lomax February 24, 2009
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butt cherry

1) The concept of anal virginity
2) That which is possessed by those who have never had their rectum penetrated, but not by those who have
3) The most prized possession of any heterosexual male
1) She left her butt cherry at my house

2) When the spring broke through the cushion seat, I thought for a moment I had lost my butt cherry

3) As soon as he got back from the Navy, we asked him if he still had his butt cherry
by RotNWang December 1, 2003
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