Ceramics

hemeroids. Rhyming Slang for arse grapes Ceramic Tiles = Piles

Jesus , ive been sat on that cold floor all day and me ceramics are fucking killing me

by Wizards Sleave May 3, 2006

psycho ceramic

crack pot

you have to be mad to do that, he must have been psycho ceramic

by Kuje September 16, 2009

ceral

1.Something losers kill themselves in
2.to be serious about something
3.munchie food

food that will cheer up a cnadise or samanth

by bitch chick November 22, 2003

ceramic technician

A higher class name, given to those f the occupation of a dishpig, to be used on high class forms . . .

occupation: ceramic technician

by Anonmanomous June 10, 2007

ceran wrap

the act of getting a girl or transvestite intoxicated to hook up with her. sometimes abreviated to c wrap.

he the only way he could fuck her is if he was to ceran wrap her.

by bbspo June 28, 2008

Ceramophiliac

One who is arroused by the tactile sensation of buildings/statues on their genitals (more arroused than the average person is by ceramic-like structures i mean).

Fuckity McFucky Fuck Dave!! Get ur dick OUT of that wall you stupid ceramophiliac!!! Its a load bearing wall damnit or it will be when ur finished with it!!

by Seanilius February 2, 2006

are you ceral

verbAre you serious.

Girl: I saw your girlfriend last night.
Boy: Are you ceral! She told me she was going to be out of town.

by Briznitchhh June 15, 2007