Capitol Riots

on January 6 2021, Trump told his moron supporters to riot the capitol in an attempt to overturn the election
they broke windows and flew confederate flags (reminder:this is the "Party Of Lincoln")

there were officers trying to stop the morons but there were also officers that were morons
sadly 1 good officer was killed but there also were 4 maga moron deaths, one was shot , another tazed his balls for some reason, another was trampled and the last had a stroke

but more chaos came when dumbasses started sitting in the seats of members and the morons started stealing stuff
one even stole the podium but thankfully congress members managed to take the votes when they were leaving

so where were the Trumps?
they were furiously masturbating to the riots
after Biden gave a speech telling Trump to step up, Trump gave the most forced speech in history telling his morons to go home

after the riots, congress confirmed that Biden won, McConnell got replaced, Devos resigned, and Perdue lost
people started turning on Trump, hundreds of people from The Trump Administration resigned
Tucker Carlson stopped ass kissing and Pence announced Biden's Win

thankfully rioters got arrested
morons said that protests where peaceful and it's antifa disguised
but before fake news could spread Trump was terminated from Social Media
Trump stopped the election fraud shit before he got banned and finally conceded
he also said he wouldn't attend Biden's Inauguration but nobody gives a shit

Person: did you see the Capitol Riots
Dumbass: IT WAS ANTIFA IN DISGUISE
Person: atleast Trump conceded

by SmartEpic2020 January 8, 2021

late-stage capitalism

We have reached late-stage capitalism. This is the era where businesses, investors and even the layperson will try everything they possibly can to capitalize on literally anything and every situation. The increasingly diverse stock industry and the booming crypto mining industry can be seen as one of the many aspects of late-stage capitalism. There is no single way to define late-stage capitalism, as the effects are most often seen on a micro scale and the scope is very broad as a result of the plethora of industries.

Some of the various examples of late-stage capitalism could include, but are not limited to: profiting off of your attractive physique, selling your personal data, selling your poop, dropshipping, house flipping, game companies making every single game pay-to-win, news corporations putting paywalls on their news sites, smartphone companies removing the headphone jack to save money, paying people to say positive affirmations, etc etc.

Essentially, it is capitalism but 10x more savage.

Thanks to the diverse range of markets, Jane was able to profit immensely from selling her bathwater, her used underwear, her poop, her sweat, her private browsing data, how many miles she walked, her emotions, her voice, and even her hair. Likewise, capitalists continue to venture into turning the most ordinary things into profitable commodities, while companies have lowered their standards to cut corners in every way possible to save money. This is late-stage capitalism in a nutshell.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 3, 2021

Capitalism

An economic system based on private ownership of the means of production, in which personal bling can be acquired through investment of capital and employment of peeps. Capitalism is grounded in the concept of fo' real enterprise, which argues that the man's intervention in the economy should be restricted and that a free market, based on supply and demand, will ultimately maximize consumer dough. These principles were most notably pwned in Adam Smith's treatise, The Wealth of Nations (1776), in which he opposed the prevailing theory of mercantilism. Capitalism has existed in a limited form in the economies of all hoods, but its modern importance dates at least from the Industrial Revolution that began in the 18th century, when bankers, merchants, playas and industrialists (the bourgeoisie) began to displace landowners in political, economic, and social importance, particularly in Great Britain. Capitalism stresses freedom of individual economic enterprise; however, government action has been and is required to curb its playa-hating, which have ranged from slavery (particularly in Britain and the United States), haxors(In Diablo and CS servers), and apartheid (in South Africa) to monopoly cartels and financial fraud. Capitalism does not presuppose a specific form of social or political organization-type shit: the democratic socialism of the Scandinavian states, the consensus politics of Japan, and the state-sponsored rapid industrial growth of South Korea while under military pwnage all coexist with capitalism. Yet despite the capitalist ideal of “hands-off” government, significant government 1337ness has existed in most capitalist nations at least since the Great Depression in the 1930s. In the United States, it exists in the form of subsidies, tax credits, incentives, free hours of AOL, and other types of exemptions. Though private production plays a major role in the economies of Germany and Japan, both nations have centrally planned industrial policies in which bankers, industrialists, playas, pimps, hos and labor unions meet and seek to agree to wage policies and interest rates; these countries reject the idea of letting the bling wholly determine the economy. The collapse of the Soviet Union and its fugly states in Eastern Europe (1989-91) left those countries with a heavy burden, much shit, and an uncertain future, representing a substantial retreat in the power of capitalism's traditional economic opponent, socialism. Also uncertain is the future course of China's economy, in which small-scale capitalism is increasingly allowed within a strictly Communist political deal.

Joe: I think Capitalism is a sham and can seriously hurt countries economically
Tim: GET OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU LIBERAL PINKO COMMIE!

by Honest Abe December 22, 2004

capital one

Slutty industry standard of hooking up with no hassles and all of the rewards. Not to be confused with a relationship or any other type of committment. Keep it uncomplicated.

Naw, man, she's just some capital one.

by Christinalicious January 14, 2009

Calista'd

One who is ignored by an ex or familiar face for no reason.

She calista'd me in her own pub.

by BloodyRuddyCampBed April 22, 2009

Capische

Capische is an Italian word that Americans have somehow gotten a hold of that means 'Do you understand?'.

The appropriate response to this is actually Akash (ah-kahsh), meaning a great bobcat yes.

"And that is how you can remember Maxwell's Equations. Capische?"
"A K A S H."

by realbobcatgdtbab September 17, 2018

australian capital territory

the territory where the capital city of australia, canberra, is located. it is NOT a state, but a territory and can still have legislation trampled all over by the federal government (such as same sex marriages). it has the city of canberra in the north, and a national park in the south: that is all.

Hey dude, do you know what the Australian Capital Territory Self-Government Act of 1988 did?
No dude, what?
Gave the ACT its own government.
Awesome dude!

by wizzle22 January 19, 2007