Wild Beast of Calcutta

A woman from India that loves to get anal while eating curry chicken from a trough.

I wanna date Mrs. Patel over there. I hear she's the Wild Beast of Calcutta

by me and mrs p May 1, 2010

Calum

Hottie beyond hottie. An absolute adonis. Unfortunately Calum's are aware of this fact and have been known to radiate towards mirrors like moth to a flame. But once resigned to the fact that wherever there's a mirror, there's a Calum, you can really begin to appreciate what amazing people they are on the inside. Loyal, sweet, secret cuddle monsters, with a catch-you-off-guard kind of sense of humor. Sometimes you just wish they knew how great they were on the inside instead of just the outside.

"Stop being so Calum you've already been in front of the mirror for like two hours!"

by Messilythebestily November 29, 2013

calculus

the highest form of fuckery known to man. the reason for cracked out college students randomly combusting into a bucket of tears. the ultimate in mind fuckeration.

Why is that kid crying over there in the library at 4a.m.?
Calculus, man.

by jwrigh January 5, 2015

Crush Calculator

You're having a laugh if you think I'm putting my mobile number into that, mate.

Laughing, I proceeded to fill in the Crush Calculator until asked for my mobile phone number. Panicked, I rushed headlong to my Cookies folder and deleted the contents therein forthwith.

by Pingoir January 2, 2009

A Callum

To jizz on a unsuspecting couple while you are sleep walking, then are unaware of anything the next day.

"Did you hear he did 'A Callum' last night?"

by CHAR_TINGXO January 27, 2010

calculated punctuation

The use of various punctuation marks in an attempt to make a statement made via instant message seem more stern or serious. Often used by women when holding conversations online to make one feel ashamed and/or guilty.

The following is a typical use of calculated Punctuation:
Angrychick08: I'm very upset with you, Steven.
Angrychick08: Have you anything to say for Yourself?
GuiltySteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again
Angrychick08: Good boy.

by Cory A. M. April 14, 2008

calumhoodsexual

the sexuality where you are attracted to calum hood and only calum hood

partner - ' do you love me?'
me - ' no i only love calum hood. im calumhoodsexual you know '

by hornyforhoodshands October 18, 2020