Crush Calculator

You're having a laugh if you think I'm putting my mobile number into that, mate.

Laughing, I proceeded to fill in the Crush Calculator until asked for my mobile phone number. Panicked, I rushed headlong to my Cookies folder and deleted the contents therein forthwith.

by Pingoir January 2, 2009

calo

Chicano slang,Mexican slang

I shanked the levas en mi canton.

by J0K3R December 31, 2004

A Callum

To jizz on a unsuspecting couple while you are sleep walking, then are unaware of anything the next day.

"Did you hear he did 'A Callum' last night?"

by CHAR_TINGXO January 27, 2010

calculated punctuation

The use of various punctuation marks in an attempt to make a statement made via instant message seem more stern or serious. Often used by women when holding conversations online to make one feel ashamed and/or guilty.

The following is a typical use of calculated Punctuation:
Angrychick08: I'm very upset with you, Steven.
Angrychick08: Have you anything to say for Yourself?
GuiltySteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again
Angrychick08: Good boy.

by Cory A. M. April 14, 2008

callous phallus

A common symptom of an STD exhibited by a man.

"Dude, don't sleep with Gertrude- she gave Esteban a bad case of callous phallus!"

by R-McMeezy November 16, 2009

cabouch

To cabouch - to cabbage out on the couch. To chill out. Laze about. Do nothing.

What are you up to? I'm cabouching.

What do you want to do? Let's cabouch.

by joanneism November 24, 2013

Fanny callous

When a fanny has been worn out so much it forms callouses, typically found on slags or your mum

Your mum has had that many bangs, she's got a serious case of fanny callous.

by Pringlewhore January 12, 2018