coon 

a black person that steals shit

this coon just stole my bike

coon by jfewipe3uyfhenydgojfhg May 1, 2022

Coon 

Someone who does something so stupid it disgraces their race.

Nota Bene:

When calling someone a coon it is custom to elongate the vowels:
Coooooooon.

Kyrie: Clumsily drops their Popeyes $5 box spilling the remains on the floor, then picks up the chicken and mashed potatoes and proceeds to continue his meal.

Patrick: You coon!!!

Coon by Pgambs November 12, 2017

coon 

a word that teenagers use for every day things/feelings/people and their faggyness.

alix: omg sera you looked like such a coon today!
sera: stfu you stupid whore
alix: lmfao. you stfu coon.
alix: COON COON COON COON!!!

coon by lush-lexx.THEBOMB July 23, 2007

Coon 

A mentally deficient black person. Usually listens to nigga-music

Aidan: You stupid coon that's a fellow a white person not a ghost

Coon by Itsmeitisnt June 24, 2019

coon 

An affectionate name for a Maine Coon cat.

I adopted what I thought was a grown, neutered cat, but when I brought him to the vet for a checkup, I found out he was a 6-month-old, unneutered kitten. Needless to say, he grew to be a 20-pound monster because he was a coon and I didn't know it.

coon by Stop the pendulum January 6, 2007

Coon 

(.noun)

A word describing a Southern person with no sense of style. Directly related to the word "racoon" as how many Southern people refer to them as "coons", viewed as tacky and drawl by upper-class people.

A slang term regularly used by people of the hipster or indie variety to humiliate conforming people who tend to follow whatever trend comes up, regardless of how ridiculous or audacious. Also directly related to how Southern states are often the last to catch on to fads.

"That guy is wearing those silly band bracelets. They're so tacky, I have no idea why everyone loves them so much." said Jenna.

"Ha! They're coons, they don't know any better." replied Timmy.

Coon by LazyHappyLucky July 24, 2010

coon 

a woman's breasts. derived from the term "rack" --> (raccoon) --> "coon"

check out the coon's on that betty!

coon by hard to find a name December 9, 2008