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Consueloing

The act of being sneaky and awkward in a very distinctly Spanish way. Most commonly heard in the small city of Alcalá outside Madrid where the phrase recently originated, although some experts simply consider the verb "consueloing" to be contemporary nomenclature for a pre-existing but previosly undefined pattern of behavior throughout central Spain. Rocking a mullet and wearing large sunglasses has been observed to vastly increase one's chance of successfully "consueloing". So does being beat.
Damn, Antonio busted into two of my classes today, looked around the room and then just left, all without saying a word to the professors.

Yeah, he really does have a habit of consueloing his way around here in the mornings. He must get lonely. Sigh...
by don simon December 13, 2006
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Consumerican

An individual suffering from the particularly American brand of consumerism.
I can't believe Consumericans are fighting over a Tickle-Me Elmo on a black Friday at Wal-Mart.
by Quadrashocker April 9, 2008
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Contumely

That was quite contumely if you ask me.
by degastyne May 19, 2010
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Time-Consuming Cunt

("TC squared")
A rude person, whom often does things like cutting in line, or running a red light, that generally waste your time. These people are looked down upon in the first world.
Man A: "Why is that person looking at Taco Bell's menu now, when he could have done that in the 30 minute line?"
Man B: "What a Time-Consuming Cunt!"
by M-Dawg 5Kilo February 6, 2013
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Consumeroids

People who buy and consume products like robots. Robotic shopaholic. People who buy whatever is advertised to them whether they need it or not.
Americans are the worlds largest consumeroids.
by Ramy September 14, 2008
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Dirty Consuela

Similar to a dirty sanchez minus the feces. A "Dirty Consuela" is when you assist a female partner to orgasm and proceed to wipe a cum mustache upon her face upon completion.
Danielle gave Anni a distinguished "Dirty Consuela."
by Lewiscypher13 November 12, 2012
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consummate

they newly weds consummated the marriage their first night together (yeah, right!)
by Daddy April 22, 2003
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