by C.G. Daniels March 24, 2008
by Hivs July 29, 2012
Quite literally anything that is not directly given to you by the (((approved))) sources online.
Posting about demographics? Conspiracy theorist.
Posting about the rise of anti-white bigotry? Conspiracy theorist.
Posting about the systemic privilege that African Americans and Jews benefit off of in western society? Conspiracy theorist.
Posting about the obvious irregularities and discontinuities during the 2020 election? Conspiracy theorist.
Posting about how CRT is being taught to your children with the intent to push cultural Marxism onto the innocent? Conspiracy theory
I could go on, but I have to get back to work. Conspiracy theories become more valid the more outrage from the far-left mainstream media they receive.
Posting about demographics? Conspiracy theorist.
Posting about the rise of anti-white bigotry? Conspiracy theorist.
Posting about the systemic privilege that African Americans and Jews benefit off of in western society? Conspiracy theorist.
Posting about the obvious irregularities and discontinuities during the 2020 election? Conspiracy theorist.
Posting about how CRT is being taught to your children with the intent to push cultural Marxism onto the innocent? Conspiracy theory
I could go on, but I have to get back to work. Conspiracy theories become more valid the more outrage from the far-left mainstream media they receive.
Teacher: "Okey kool kids klass, 2dey we guna luwrn abawt da huite supreeeemists nigga dat killed niggas 1 n 2."
Nigga 4: "Ayo muh nigga but dey got killed by a nigga."
Teacher: "Yee, a huite supreeeemists nigga."
Nigga 4: "A'ite."
Enter Moshe Schnozenstein-Sheckelgrabber
Moshe Schnozenstein-Sheckelgrabber: "I heard that there was a conspiracy theory here!"
Nigga 5: Yee, nigga 3 killed niggas 1 and 2.
Moshe Schnozenstein-Sheckelgrabber: Niggas 1 and 2 were killed by a white supremacist nigga, understand?
Nigga 5: Yis
Nigga 4: "Ayo muh nigga but dey got killed by a nigga."
Teacher: "Yee, a huite supreeeemists nigga."
Nigga 4: "A'ite."
Enter Moshe Schnozenstein-Sheckelgrabber
Moshe Schnozenstein-Sheckelgrabber: "I heard that there was a conspiracy theory here!"
Nigga 5: Yee, nigga 3 killed niggas 1 and 2.
Moshe Schnozenstein-Sheckelgrabber: Niggas 1 and 2 were killed by a white supremacist nigga, understand?
Nigga 5: Yis
by ChigginNiggers November 16, 2021
If people are unemployed, they make up a conspiracy theory that's insane and the "truth", never mind that it makes no sense. This will give them attention, and if they get lucky, they'll get payed to write a book about their theory, making them some money to pay their electric bills.
by Bas April 08, 2005
Alex Jones’ followers are a bunch of Conspiracy Theists. They’ll believe anything he tells them without any facts, just like a religion.
Conspiracy Theism is a way for dumb people to feel smart and superior to people who actually have critical thinking skills.
Conspiracy Theism is a way for dumb people to feel smart and superior to people who actually have critical thinking skills.
by Paco Pez August 09, 2018
I will point at Metal Gear Solid 3 and say "pretty much that".
Anyone who doesnt trust the governmet will make up bullshit storis because they are too lazy to look up facts like these on, for example, the JFK assassination.
1. There is no such thing as a magic bullet.
2. There were 3 shots fired that day: 1. missed 2. got kennedy through the chest/throat and would have been fatal if the next shot had not been fired 3. The infamous headshot
There are theories that there was a second gunman, or that the bullet made an S curve to hit both kennedy and the governor of texas, when in fact a recent Discovery Channel special shows the following:
1. The governors seat in the front of the car was 6 inches in and 3 inches down from the seat where Kennedy was sitting, eliminating the magic bullet theory.
2. The second shot mentioned above entered through the tough muscle near the neck and shoulder, penetrated the seat and went through the governors seat and torso, exited through his chest and sturck his wrist and exited, glancing off the bone and finally stopping in the Texas Governors theigh.
3. The Discovery channel special used the $12.75 Italian Mannlischer rifle in .30 caliber period ammunition from an elevation and angle identical to Lee Harvey Oswalds position and turned up almost identical results to what has been tested and video taped.
So, for the last fucking time, STOP with the JFK theories and do something productive.
Anyone who doesnt trust the governmet will make up bullshit storis because they are too lazy to look up facts like these on, for example, the JFK assassination.
1. There is no such thing as a magic bullet.
2. There were 3 shots fired that day: 1. missed 2. got kennedy through the chest/throat and would have been fatal if the next shot had not been fired 3. The infamous headshot
There are theories that there was a second gunman, or that the bullet made an S curve to hit both kennedy and the governor of texas, when in fact a recent Discovery Channel special shows the following:
1. The governors seat in the front of the car was 6 inches in and 3 inches down from the seat where Kennedy was sitting, eliminating the magic bullet theory.
2. The second shot mentioned above entered through the tough muscle near the neck and shoulder, penetrated the seat and went through the governors seat and torso, exited through his chest and sturck his wrist and exited, glancing off the bone and finally stopping in the Texas Governors theigh.
3. The Discovery channel special used the $12.75 Italian Mannlischer rifle in .30 caliber period ammunition from an elevation and angle identical to Lee Harvey Oswalds position and turned up almost identical results to what has been tested and video taped.
So, for the last fucking time, STOP with the JFK theories and do something productive.
by Cartmaniac June 24, 2009
A person that engages in objective evidence-based reporting and/or commentary on events that involve a group of people covertly working together to achieve an illegal goal.
That dude presents so much verifiable evidence, I think he's actually a conspiracy reporter, NOT a conspiracy theorist.
by Tursipz June 06, 2013