chofter

Chofter (n.) one who chofts; the act of doing vaguely creepy, socially-incompetant and sexually-inappropriate things in public places. The chofter is characterized by vastly failing personal hygene, a wardrobe memorializing decades past, attempts at overly-permissive conversations with women much younger than him, usually sales clerks, waitresses, library attendants and others who, by professional standards must address even the most contemptible individuals tactfully. He is prone to masturbate in public, in internet cafes, or public urinals while fantasizing over non-mainstream fetish photos, like female bodybuilding or ball-stretching. Related words: choftish (adj), choftery (n.), chofterly (adv.)

"Hey that chofter in the corner is beating off to pubic hair-dying pictures again. Will you please call him a police escort."

by Portmanteau June 10, 2008

Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem

Top-Secret high stakes live cash game created by the Holy Okie. Very exclusive game needing a secret passphrase to enter. I will declassify the rules so people can play it. Make your own passphrase, I cannot reveal mine because it is top-secret and universal. I pray in the name of Jesus Christ that this game becomes popular in Casinos World Wide. First, the deck must include two 8 of hearts. mark a joker as this card to create the 53 card deck. Stealth plays a part in changing the ranks of the poker hands as follows. High cards play normally. Pairs play normally unless someone is dealt suited pocket 8s. Beats aces when it is pair against pair. Plays in two-pair hands when the stealthy 8s are against aces up. This covers the power of the stealthy suited pair. The ranking of suits is needed because dealing with a six-card board allows the possibility of matching flushes and straight flushes. Hearts are high suit then Jewels then Clubs, and Spades are the lowest ranking suit. The sixth card is called the ocean card. The highest possible hand is 5 of a kind. Five (8s) beat all royal flushes no matter the suit. Should a casino implement this game I suggest a bad beat jackpot paying big to all losing royal flushes. Rare but possible now. And the hands rank like normal poker unless the previously mentioned situations occur. This published definition covers my patented rights should an online version be written. I only ask for free universal access to the site.

I hit the bad beat jackpot at the casino last night playing in the Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem tournament

by Spiritual-Master January 11, 2022

Chont

Guernsey dialect Twatois for cunt. Can be used in an offensive manner - see example (1), or as an affectionate greeting (2).

Originated in 2004-2005, alternative spellings include quont

Pronounced as (cont)or sometimes (tchont)

(1) "I fuckin' hate Marvin M....., what a chont"

(2) "ALRIGHT YA CHONT!"

by Rhi303 October 5, 2005

chootkhor

1. A person ready to go to any level to lick someones vagina.
synonym(paryayvachi) - chootchatu,chootghusand,chootprasad
antonym(Viloom) - Landchoosadh

Laxmi N Mittal eek number ka chootkhor hai.

by Ishar lattim July 24, 2008

chortii

JUiCY CiNN™ decided to make up a word.

she must have decided on chortii.
and im assuming it's supposed to mean "shorty".


affectionate term for a girlfriend, attractive female.

"i`m bisexual but iNa curious kinda way.. i onLy dig flyy/bangin chortii. y0u alreadi kn0w tha deaL."

by meepmeep December 20, 2006

Chootia

anyone who is easily trapped.

A common term used in sub-continent (India and Pakistan).
Chootia originated from choot (Pussy). Once the term was used for a woman who can be easily persuaded by men for fucking.

Dont make him chootia, you cannot trap him.

by opo khan November 15, 2009

Choot

To choot someone.
To give them a hug.

Derived from the emote in Haikyuu Discord Server.

Gib me a choot
I want a choot
Choot
:HVChoot1:
:HVChoot2:

by Choot Me pls April 1, 2020